FALLING FOR A MOOSE

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  1. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Check out the rack on this fine motherfucker :vag:

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  2. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    What is TBTE?
     
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  3. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

    Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot

    Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill

    Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III

    Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

    Moose trained to mix concrete and
    sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg

    Mooses nones wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater

    Large moose on the left hand side
    of the screen in the third scene
    from the end, given a therough
    grounding in Latin, French, and
    'O' level geography by Bo Benn

    Suggestive poses for the moose
    suggested by Vic Rotter

    Antler-care by Liv Thatcher

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    (Mind you, no mooses appear at all in the film.)
    The remainder includes many refrences to llamas, but you should have no
    trouble making it all out.
     
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  4. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    The moose says their closed. I say their open. I'll race ya.
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  6. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    "They're".

    Twice.
     
  7. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I was an English majer :grad:
     
  8. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Oh yeah?

    What school?

    Butthole University?

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  9. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    This ... 4 real. :grda:
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  10. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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  11. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Hawkeye, The Moose, Trapper :coffee:

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  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Rum Balls VIP Extreme Gold

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    This came to mind first for me too.
     
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  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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  16. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Head and Antlers above the rest!
    Or
    It will stomp you to death
    Your pick

     
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