Family of Poor, Dead Henry to Get Yet Another Kitten From Beth

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  1. Lou Cypher

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    Jesus. Everyone say a prayer for Sam (who was already adopted and returned)...

    Alice:
    So happy to announce that we are going to be the proud parents of Sam! Can't wait to meet him and hug him up! Thank you Beth Stern and Howard Stern!!! You guys are so amazing, we love you both so much!! xoxo

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    Beth Stern: We're getting him ready for you! He had his kitten vaccinations this morning and his nails trimmed. The vet kept saying how soft and beautiful he is! Big photo shoot coming up! So thrilled he gets to play with Cookie & Charlotte and Lorelei!! So many cute girls, how will he handle?! Yay!!!!! We'll see you tomorrow!!!!
    23 minutes ago

    Beth Stern: People are probably confused.. Sam was placed in a family where the wife found out she was allergic and had to give him back to us. I'm sure it was heartbreaking because Sam is such a great kitten and so full of love.
    9 minutes ago

    Beth Stern: but, everything happens for a reason... and he's going to be so happy in the Alice and Adam household !!!
    9 minutes ago
     
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  3. Lou Cypher

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    Cross your fingers that she doesn't lock Sam in the fridge.
     
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    these trailor park trash assholes adopting pets just so they can meet wig sterm and his idiot wife..assholes
     
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    While she's gathering yummies to cook. :rolleye:


    :banghead:

    :suicide:


    :endit:
     
  7. Lou Cypher

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    Yep. Who adopts a kitten without ever meeting him/her? Who gives a kitten to someone who already admitted to leaving the last one in the fridge?
     
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    Is this kitten also the "sweetest ever" Beth? That appearance on the show still boggles my mind. Howard is totally whipped. He's married to a woman with the mind of a 12 year old.
     
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    Have you ever heard anything more insane? She's a dangerous dingbat. Alice, I mean, but equally applicable to Beth.
     
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    What? what's the story?
     
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    I hope six of those exclamation points stab her repeatedly in the middle of the night.
     
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    Sloooowly I turned...
     
  13. Lou Cypher

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    I posted it in some other thread, but the woman told a (dead) Henry story about leaving the fridge open, accidentally locking him in there and her husband finding him later, freezing and trapped. She insinuated that he was semi-suicidal or something.
     
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    Beth clearly isnt doing her due diligence when reviewing the applications for homes for these kittens.

    What kind of an animoe lover places a cat with a family who has members who are allergic to them?


    Thats animoe abuse of the highest order!
     
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    I think she's actually getting more fucking stupid, if that's possiboe.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    What grown person doesn't know what allergies they have? She had never been around a cat in her entire life?
     
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    What about this process makes Beth and Howard's actions "amazing"? The only person who would be "amazed" by all this is a Stern fan from 1994 who fell into a coma and awoke today to see what he's become.