Fan Nails Soccer Player in Head w/ Paper Plane From Nose Bleed Section

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by fland, May 31, 2014.

  1. fland

    fland Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;t6fqPke49jU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6fqPke49jU[/video]
     
  2. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    That's the most awesome thing I've seen today!
     
  3. Ingens

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    I'm surprised he didn't flop on the ground. Soccer. :facepalm:
     
  4. RonHeinzkaboot

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    this World Cup is gonna be a mess

    they are already banning the Brazilian vuesvue whistle/rattle thing
     
  5. Effigy

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    Paper planes!

    [video=youtube;ewRjZoRtu0Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;mqbxlxpYlPY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqbxlxpYlPY[/video]
     
  7. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    that was impressive.
     
  8. Brokenbad

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    I just inhaled one. cough-cough
     
  9. NotMyBro

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    One in a billion shot for sure!
     
  10. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    i think the mega millions has better odds.
     
  11. AGT Blows

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    This. Soccer is sport full of massive pussies.
     
  12. Avery

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    :jj:
    Good. Those things are annoying as fuck.
     
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    That made my day a little brighter.I wonder what type of paper was used.Unbelievable.
     
  15. Spazzmatazz

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    Pffft.
    We used to make those in jr high school in the '60's! Straws suck. Old school Bic pens work great! :D

    MATERIALS NEEDED

    [HR][/HR]
    1 spool of thread
    Several straight pins.
    Bic pen or (ugh) soda straw
    Scissors.
    DIRECTIONS
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    Wrap thread around two fingers 30 times.
    Remove thread as one single loop.
    Bind loop to the head of a straight pin with the thread.
    Take scissors and cut the end of the thread loop making a tassel and creating a little dart.
    Stick it in the Bic pen or the (ugh) soda straw, and shoot someone in the ass with it.

     
  16. Stag

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    Being able to throw things at the players might be the only thing that would make that sport tolerable to watch.