Fan rushes No Hitter pile up

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Congrats to Johan and the Mets, for finally getting a no hitter. Fan joined the celebration and got tackled. NYC has the "Ralph Lauren" law. Dude is now looking at a year in jail.

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    nice
     
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    Fuckin dumbass .
     
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    What's the Ralph Lauren Law? :dontknow:
     
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    Ironically he was wearing a Ralph Lauren shirt


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    google it lazy fuck :facepalm:
     
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    In a few years will this idiots "on the field" story be as full of bullshit as Arties? :artiejj:
     
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    Uhh... heh... the security guards were cheering as they tackled me... wheeze....
     
  9. MrWarmth

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    "And....uhhhm....I'm throwing up...uhhhmmm...by...<<<<wheeze>>>>....the side of the road and these cops shine a light on me and yell ARTIE!!!!!!!....and drive away.....true story!"

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  10. wife is a whore

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    Shit, on second thought, it might be Calvin Klein, I forget now.

    Yep. I'm a dumbass. Calvin Klein, not Ralph Lauren.

    He walked onto the court at Madison Square Garden, allegedly liquored up, during a Knick game, to argue with a referee. In response, NYC passed a law that made it a mandatory year in jail for entering the field of play at a sporting event.
     
  11. MrWarmth

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    Ironically he was wearing a Calvin Klein shirt


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    Actually his dad threw him on the field and said I'll meet you where the short-stop plays
     
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    So, this douche tells me to google it (which, of course I FUCKING DID) and then neg reps me for...BEING RIGHT?

    It must be hard to face palm with your head up your ass.
     
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    Blame me, it was late and I mixed up designers.
     
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    You know they all look alike. ;)
     
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    In Miami it should be the Jimmy Buffet law.
     
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    Drunk fuck wearing jorts. :jj:
     
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    That was not funny, Queen.
     
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    should call it the spike lee rule.
     
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    Insecure opiate junkies feel powerful when they neg