Some of my coworkers and I are starting a sort of death pool at work for other coworkers. We have a few heavy boozer, depressed (and don't want help), smoker degenerate fatties that aren't looking so good lately. We haven't ironed out all of the rules yet but we are gonna kick in $10 a month.....whoever picks closest to the death date wins in case of a tie. Maybe some sort of "suicide" bonus. We can bring in new degenerates or change degenerates at any time for $5. Like if we find out someone's wife is leaving them or they start using lots of sick time. It's a work in progress. My mother was right.......I am an asshole.