Fantasy/Death pool at work

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  1. Lemmy

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    Some of my coworkers and I are starting a sort of death pool at work for other coworkers. We have a few heavy boozer, depressed (and don't want help), smoker degenerate fatties that aren't looking so good lately. We haven't ironed out all of the rules yet but we are gonna kick in $10 a month.....whoever picks closest to the death date wins in case of a tie. Maybe some sort of "suicide" bonus. We can bring in new degenerates or change degenerates at any time for $5. Like if we find out someone's wife is leaving them or they start using lots of sick time. It's a work in progress.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So this is what my fucking tax dollars are going to
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I don't work in Seattle.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you know there are nigs robbing people out there and all you faggits do is come up with lame pools?
     
  5. Lemmy

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    Besides I get breaks/lunch and chat with my fellow dummies at roll call and on scenes. Plenty of time to get work done and discuss more important things. :fil:
     
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    Yo now I know why yo ass begged ta be a mod :jj:
     
  7. Lemmy

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    If someone is getting robbed I'll make my picks afterwards. :c
     
  8. Lemmy

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    :igno:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    like u igno yo job :jj:
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    You should have a wild card for somebody getting killed on the job.
     
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    Don't murder your coworkers just to win. :fil:
     
  13. Lemmy

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    That might be frowned upon. Gotta die of something though.
     
  14. Lemmy

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    That's in the rules. :fil:
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Someone is jealous. :hhh:
     
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