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  1. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    Ok, this belongs I'm the bar, but that place frightens me. I only have a minute but will check in tomorrow . I have ,y draft tomorrow at two. I have done zero research this year and need help! So I came to my bunch of guys board. I would love to beat my husband for once. I would appreciate any tips! If I win, drinks for everyone!!! I'm starting Chad Ochocinco. Good???



    Jk.....

    God this board sucks on a iPad. Can't correct anything.
     
  2. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    Nobody's going to help me....ok. Night.
     
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    UnElegant 1 Member

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    Here's what I used in a standard scoring non-PPR league. Weighted a bit for RBs,others weigh more for WRs. I excluded 2 head cases - Kenny ritt and Dez Bryant.


    • 1. Arian Foster
    • 2. Ray Rice
    • 3. Aaron Rodgers
    • 4. LeSean McCoy
    • 5. Tom Brady
    • 6. Calvin Johnson
    • 7. Chris Johnson
    • 8. Darren McFadden
    • 9. Drew Brees
    • 10. Matt Forte
    • 11. Maurice Jones-Drew
    • 12. DeMarco Murray
    • 13. Adrian Peterson
    • 14. Matthew Stafford
    • 15. Julio Jones
    • 16. Jamaal Charles
    • 17. Jimmy Graham
    • 18. Larry Fitzgerald
    • 19. Marshawn Lynch
    • 20. Cam Newton
    • 21. Steven Jackson
    • 22. Ryan Mathews
    • 23. Rob Gronkowski
    • 24. Andre Johnson
    • 25. Trent Richardson
    • 26. Greg Jennings
    • 27. Fred Jackson
    • 28. Brandon Marshall
    • 29. Wes Welker
    • 30. A.J. Green
    • 31. Darren Sproles
    • 32. Roddy White
    • 33. Ahmad Bradshaw
    • 34. Victor Cruz
    • 35. Michael Turner
    • 36. Jordy Nelson
    • 37. Hakeem Nicks
    • 38. Doug Martin
    • 39. Michael Vick
    • 40. Frank Gore
    • 41. Steve Smith
    • 42. Marques Colston
    • 43. Reggie Bush
    • 44. Percy Harvin
    • 45. Antonio Gates
    • 46. Brandon Lloyd
    • 47. Mike Wallace
    • 48. BenJarvus Green-Ellis
    • 49. Demaryius Thomas
    • 50. Miles Austin
    • 51. Isaac Redman
    • 52. Willis McGahee
    • 53. Antonio Brown
    • 54. Aaron Hernandez
    • 55. Eric Decker
    • 56. Jeremy Maclin
    • 57. Tony Romo
    • 58. DeSean Jackson
    • 59. Stevie Johnson
    • 60. Shonn Greene
    • 61. Vincent Jackson
    • 62. Peyton Manning
    • 63. Peyton Hillis
    • 64. Matt Ryan
    • 65. Eli Manning
    • 66. Dwayne Bowe
    • 67. Jermichael Finley
    • 68. Vernon Davis
    • 69. Donald Brown
    • 70. Stevan Ridley
    • 71. Philip Rivers
    • 72. Pierre Garcon
    • 73. Jason Witten
    • 74. Beanie Wells
    • 75. Torrey Smith
    • 76. Reggie Wayne
    • 77. Jonathan Stewart
    • 78. Ben Tate
    • 79. Roy Helu
    • 80. C.J. Spiller
    • 81. Mark Ingram
    • 82. Kevin Smith
    • 83. Robert Meachem
    • 84. Robert Griffin III
    • 85. Denarius Moore
    • 86. Jacob Tamme
    • 87. Titus Young
    • 88. Fred Davis
    • 89. San Francisco
    • 90. Brandon Pettigrew
    • 91. David Wilson
    • 92. Malcom Floyd
    • 93. Jay Cutler
    • 94. LeGarrette Blount
    • 95. Cedric Benson
    • 96. Darrius Heyward-Bey
    • 97. Anquan Boldin
    • 98. Toby Gerhart
    • 99. James Starks
    • 100. Ben Roethlisberger
    • 101. Ryan Williams
    • 102. DeAngelo Williams
    • 103. Santonio Holmes
    • 104. Michael Bush
    • 105. Tony Gonzalez
    • 106. Matt Schaub
    • 107. Justin Blackmon
    • 108. Jahvid Best
    • 109. Nate Washington
    • 110. Lance Moore
    • 111. Houston
    • 112. Jacquizz Rodgers
    • 113. Baltimore
    • 114. Andrew Luck
    • 115. Greg Little
    • 116. Randall Cobb
    • 117. Mike Williams
    • 118. Jermaine Gresham
    • 119. Sidney Rice
    • 120. Mikel LeShoure
    • 121. Rashad Jennings
    • 122. Michael Crabtree
    • 123. Philadelphia
    • 124. Kendall Wright
    • 125. Pittsburgh
    • 126. Evan Royster
    • 127. Rashard Mendenhall
    • 128. Austin Collie
    • 129. Carson Palmer
    • 130. Josh Freeman
    • 131. Jon Baldwin
    • 132. Ronnie Hillman
    • 133. Vincent Brown
    • 134. Andy Dalton
    • 135. Chicago
    • 136. Jared Cook
    • 137. Green Bay
    • 138. Daniel Thomas
    • 139. Sebastian Janikowski
    • 140. Felix Jones
    • 141. Santana Moss
    • 142. Brandon LaFell
    • 143. Coby Fleener
    • 144. Joe Flacco
    • 145. Michael Floyd
    • 146. David Akers
    • 147. Owen Daniels
    • 148. Pierre Thomas
    • 149. New York
    • 150. Danny Amendola
    • 151. Ryan Fitzpatrick
    • 152. Isaiah Pead
    • 153. Brent Celek
    • 154. Stephen Gostkowski
    • 155. Mason Crosby
    • 156. Tim Hightower
    • 157. Brian Quick
    • 158. New York
    • 159. Laurent Robinson
    • 160. Kyle Rudolph
    • 161. Kendall Hunter
    • 162. Mike Goodson
    • 163. Shane Vereen
    • 164. Alshon Jeffery
    • 165. Jake Locker
    • 166. Detroit
    • 167. Greg Olsen
    • 168. Dustin Keller
    • 169. Emmanuel Sanders
    • 170. Matt Flynn
    • 171. Alex Smith
    • 172. Mario Manningham
    • 173. Sam Bradford
    • 174. Doug Baldwin
     
  4. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    Thanks! I really appreciate it. I refuse to use Vick, but I'm so happy to have a cheat sheet! I won't look like a total dumb blond. Thanks thanks!!!
     
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    before i help any woman, what do you look like?
     
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    Tish Well-Known Member

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    I am a doll!
     
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    I like Stafford and McFadden....... Eric Decker, Danny Amendola, and Davone Bess will be good late round wide receiver picks.
     
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    From an objective viewpoint, I wouldn't take Vick because he's a china doll.
     
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    Tish Well-Known Member

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    he's not even on any team. at least pick someone that plays :)
     
  12. UnElegant 1

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    I didn't take Vick in any of my leagues, got all of my juice out of him as a free agent a couple of years ago when he came in 1/2 way through the season. Just remember the first rule of Fantasy - it has nothing to do with real football. Just because a guy is a winner doesn't make him a good fantasy option. Even the worst teams have really good fantasy players because someone has to get those yards and score TDs and FGs.
     
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    You're welcome! Hope you win
     
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    Height, weight, measurements? Pic?
     
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    Tish Well-Known Member

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    I got two hrs of sleep, had a xc meet at six am so I was tired and may have picked the worst team ever but let me know what you think.
    Qb Brady
    Qb locker
    rb Murray
    rb R. bush
    Wr L. Fitz
    Wr. Aj green
    Wr. t. Young
    Te Gates
    Te Bennet
    D Giants
    D Patriots
    K Akers.
    k Bailey

    R. Doug Martin.

    I picked Steve Smith but there were two, and I got the wrong one. Everyone was way more prepared then me but I looked cool with my notes thanks to you guys!
     
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    Horff Well-Known Member

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    Definitely not the worst team ever. Doug Martin will be a surprise this year and Reggie Bush is good for yardage. You don't need a backup kicker or defense, you might want to think about picking up other WR's or RB's if available. Keep Akers and Giants D.
     
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    Take oj Simpson he should put up crazy ass numbers
     
  18. UnElegant 1

    UnElegant 1 Member

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    Not bad at all. I'd keep only 1 defense if the rules allow it. If my defense is a killer I don't sweat it but otherwise I just do the FA thing each week based on match up. In the old days there were usually at least half a dozen solid ones week to week but with the offensive explosion most of the time it's open season on defenses. There have been plenty of weeks I won with the difference being a hot kicker and a scoring defense.
     
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    I know right... I only use iPad and it does suck sometimes!
     
  20. UnElegant 1

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    Keep this handy for the future. Bye weeks for your players. You want to be able to fill out a full team each week (unless your up against someone who has given up part way through the season) and for picking up any potential free agents.

    Qb Brady 9
    Qb locker 11
    rb Murray 5
    rb R. bush 7
    Wr L. Fitz 10
    Wr. Aj green 8
    Wr. t. Young 5
    Te Gates 7
    Te Bennet 11
    D Giants 11
    D Patriots 9
    K Akers. 9
    k Bailey 5
    R. Doug Martin. 5

    Dang it can't keep columns straight
     
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