fart filtering underwear

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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  2. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Do not want. I enjoy the smell of my own farts. :D
     
  3. Tinman

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    My farts smell like roses with just a hint of butterscotch
    :gassed:
     
  4. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Ewwww, who farts that much?
     
  5. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    No thanks.

    I'm the type of guy who "cups" his hand over his butt, farts, and dishes it out like a soup kitchen.
     
  6. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I'm willing to bet that there are some people here that "need" them.
     
  7. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Must have a charcoal filter. Probably doesn't filter the noise much though.
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...fartman.
    ...yeah it has some carbon fiber material. no word on a muffler yet.
     
  9. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    Everyone likes the smell of their own farts. Right?:dontknow:
     
  10. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    I dunno...the wife seems disgusted by her own aroma. She insists on rolling down the window and courtesy flushing. 9 times out of 10, I don't even know when she farts. Maybe that's just being courteous. :jj:

    I, on the other hand, will lock the windows and make everyone in the car suffer.
     
  11. Gromit

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    Um, no thank you.

    [video=youtube_share;TMTkedIUX8U]http://youtu.be/TMTkedIUX8U[/video]
     
  12. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    gmta
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...im sending a pair to cammile grammar
     
  14. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    She only does that for affect. She loves her farts. She made them.
     
  15. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I wish there was a way for science to find a way to keep farts from smelling bad. I read somewhere that over 99% of the gases in your farts do not smell - but the chemical makeup of the remaining 1% is the culprit.
     
  16. HowieStearn

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    I fan my farts for others to enjoy
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    According to the article:

    to that I say challenge accepted...
     
  18. Sharrack

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    That is an old product.......been out for years.....first developed as a charcoal filter for your undies
     
  19. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I saw a story about this a few days ago. Shreddies and Shittens are the two most important inventions of the 21st Century.
     
  20. Lou Skunt

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    That's what I figured. She enjoys making me feel like a barbarian. I will show her. I'm gonna take a shit in the shower one day.