Farting can be dangerous to your health

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shithead, Jan 13, 2015.

  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    92,057
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,386
    Likes Received:
    21,628
    Staten Island high school student allegedly bashes classmate in the head with metal stool for farting near her: source
    The 15-year-old victim allegedly passed gas near Joquasha Rosado, 17, in a classroom at South Richmond High School on Jan. 5, a law enforcement source said. The victim was left with a bloody gash that required eight staples to close.
    BY Joseph Stepansky
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Monday, January 12, 2015, 7:17 PM
    [​IMG] Google Maps The bloody beating happened in a classroom at South Richmond High School on Hylan Boulevard, a source said.
    She smelt it — and she dealt it.

    A Staten Island high school student is accused of bashing a classmate in the head with a metal stool for farting as he walked by her desk, a law-enforcement source said.

    The attack left the alleged wind-breaker with a bloody gash that required eight staples to close, the source said.

    The 15-year-old victim allegedly passed gas near Joquasha Rosado, 17, in a classroom at South Richmond High School on Hylan Boulevard on Jan. 5 shortly after 3 p.m., a law enforcement source said.

    A fuming Rosado attacked the teen soon after as he worked on a computer and punched him as many as 15 times in the head before slamming him in the noggin with the metal stool, according to the source and the criminal complaint.

    The victim, who later claimed the flatulence was accidental, was rushed to Staten Island University Medical Center South.

    Rosado was arrested at the scene and released on her own recognizance after she was arraigned in Richmond County Criminal Court on felony assault, weapons possession, and harassment charges.
     
  2. natepig

    natepig Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,844
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2014
    Messages:
    361
    Likes Received:
    448
    If this is a guess the race thread, then he attackers name has me confused a litttle. Its kind of half black half beaner to me.
     
    JameGumb and Missypooh RN like this.
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

    Reputations:
    223,642
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,142
    Likes Received:
    42,499
    Your screenname seems mean.
     
    Shortwave98 likes this.
  4. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    8,134
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    3,523
    Likes Received:
    1,694
    :bounce:
     
  5. natepig

    natepig Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,844
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2014
    Messages:
    361
    Likes Received:
    448
    How so my friend?
     
  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

    Reputations:
    175,913
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    90,593
    Likes Received:
    41,136
    She was bailed out by her uncle, Nosmo King

    <<<< Jackie Laugh>>>>
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

    Reputations:
    223,642
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,142
    Likes Received:
    42,499
    Makes me sad inside.
     
  8. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

    Reputations:
    171,220
    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2012
    Messages:
    23,121
    Likes Received:
    21,772

    :owned:

    :jj:
     
  9. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    324,253
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    13,715
    Likes Received:
    40,584
    She's going to make a nice wife for somebody. Somebody with a metal plate in his head.
     
  10. aerostern

    aerostern Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    10,399
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2013
    Messages:
    2,052
    Likes Received:
    2,407
    That must have been some serious stank!
     
  11. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,996
    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2012
    Messages:
    6,697
    Likes Received:
    5,417
    I know some people who can lay down some seriously bad farts. The kind that don't dissipate quickly enough.

    By the way, studies have established that farts contain minuscule particles of fecal material that pass through the underwear and the pants. So when you smell a fart, there's a chance that you just inhaled someone else's shit.
     
    BatmiteReturns likes this.
  12. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    65,146
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    19,929
    Likes Received:
    16,766
    Guilty
     
    GoshGeeGolly likes this.
  13. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    154,824
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,803
    Likes Received:
    21,873
    I thought everyone knew that. What could a smell be, except tiny particles of whatever you're smelling?
     
    Missypooh RN likes this.
  14. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    124,535
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    10,998
    Likes Received:
    25,945
    The 15-year-old victim allegedly passed gas near Joquasha Rosado, 17, in a classroom at South Richmond High School

    i'm shocked that such a fine young lady is two years behind in her learnin
     
    meanredhed and BatmiteReturns like this.
  15. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

    Reputations:
    130,457
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    12,544
    Likes Received:
    16,657
    Who studies these things? And why didn't I know about it when I was applying for college?
     
    BooeyBanana and meanredhed like this.
  16. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

    Reputations:
    90,543
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    3,712
    Likes Received:
    14,762
    Farts are air trapped around DOODY. They have poop particles in them. I would be mad too if ya farted on me.
    What a great reason to get arrested.

    F mutt
     
    Missypooh RN and meanredhed like this.
  17. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    154,824
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,803
    Likes Received:
    21,873
    Why are some people SO ANGRY? That s the study I want to see.
    Why do some people just have no governer on their emotions or actions?
     
    Missypooh RN, John Mahlin and Mantis like this.
  18. Weed

    Weed Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    24,671
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    2,207
    Likes Received:
    4,816
    The victim is the one to blame. The first rule of crop dusting is to always have a proper flight plan. You NEVER land in the same field you just dusted.
     
  19. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    154,824
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,803
    Likes Received:
    21,873
    Sure you get mad. But it's a fart. From a 15 year old boy. That what they do, honey.
    You can't go postal over a premature prank.
    I guarantee its not J'quanda's last arrest for violence
     
  20. meanredhed

    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    186,278
    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2012
    Messages:
    7,716
    Likes Received:
    20,193
    This is the funniest thread I have read in a while. Damn you guys are funny!
     
    Missypooh RN and monsoon like this.