Farts are not funny

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Kamie, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. Kamie

    Kamie Active Member

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    I stand corrected. Farts are NOT funny.
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    Teasing over flatulence leads to deadly fight


    Posted: Oct 08, 2012 8:06 AM EDT
    Updated: Oct 08, 2012 1:14 PM EDT

    WARRENSVILLE HEIGHTS, OH (WOIO) - Police say a 16-year-old girl is dead and another 16-year-old girl is in police custody. Officials say the girls were fighting around 8 p.m. Wednesday at 4769 Walford Road in Warrensville Heights.


    According to witnesses the victim was teasing the suspect because she passed gas. One thing led to another and fisticuffs began flying. Witnesses also tell 19 Action News that several adults stood around and watched the whole thing go down, including the victim's stepfather. But by the time he intervened, it was too late.


    Shaakira Dorsey collapsed once the fight was broken up. EMS rushed her to the hospital, where she died. The Cuyahoga County Medical Examiner has not yet released her cause of death.


    The teen suspect has been charged with one count of murder. Her name is not being released.


    The Warrensville Heights School District released a statement saying:


    "Warrensville Heights City School District is deeply saddened by the loss of a member of our student family, Shaakira Dorsey, who passed away on Wednesday evening. Shaakira was an eleventh grade student at the High School and a member of the Lady Tigers Softball Team. We will follow our established procedures for this type of crisis. The Grief Counseling Team will be available in the High School throughout the remainder of the week and next week as well. At this time, we are respecting her family's privacy and ask that you keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Details regarding arrangements will be shared at a later date."


    http://www.kait8.com/story/19761646/harmless-teasing-over-flatulence-leads-to-deadly-fight
     
  2. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    i hope she gets adult time in an adult prison and not some cushy juvenile detention center bullshit where she can act all tough in front of 12 year old shoplifters and delinquents, she deserves life in adult prison, if she goes to pieces over being teased over a fart imagine her horror when a bunch of hardcore Mexican female gang members give her the plunger treatment and stand around and laugh at her discomfort.
     
  3. HowieStearn

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    silent but deadly :rip:
     
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    The fake story is that Shaakira had a father. :afro:
     
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    :clap: You're a genius!!!
     
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    Killer line.
     
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    she should use the, whoever denied it, supplied it defense.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    on 2nd thought, probably the whoever smelt it delt it defense is more appropriate.
     
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    i don't know, sounds to me like a slam-dunk for juvenile court.
     
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    if the girl did not shit, you must acquit.
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The solution to this is obviously to spend more money on education. I'm sure the farter would not have done this if she was on track to be a nuclear physicist.
     
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    Jay: And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?
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    [video=youtube;81NcVU6gsek]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NcVU6gsek[/video]
    :hump:
     
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    Let me guess.. Black People or white trash involved
     
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    That's a safe bet - blacks and white trash make up about 70% of the US population
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Kamie do you have any funny fart stories?
     
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    Ass-aut and Butt-ary.