Farts can spread flesh eating disease

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    I'm in trouble then.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    This girl I used to have a crush on posted this recently on Facebook

    "Its true everyone likes their own brand. Just farted and it smelled amazing!" :facepalm:
     
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    Mine smell like peaches and roses. The only thing they spread is mirth and beauty.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Mine are the Four Horsemen.
     
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    The death of the Ultimate Warrior was just the latest grim reminder that professional wrestlers continue to drop dead from something other than old age at an alarming rate.

    The pinnacle of the Warrior's career was WrestleMania VI on April 1, 1990, at SkyDome in Toronto. Warrior defeated Hulk Hogan in the main event to win the championship. Warrior is the 12th wrestler who competed at WrestleMania VI to have died -- one-third of the card's working roster. The oldest was just 63.

    As a point of reference, of the 44 starting players from that year's Super Bowl between the 49ers and Broncos, only one has died: Denver defensive end Ron Holmes, who was 48 when he passed away in 2011 from diabetes and coronary issues.

    http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/lis...lers-wrestlemania-vi-andre-savage-rude-hennig
     
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    @feminineperfection
     
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    Some of my farts smell like they can melt your brain.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What if you fart in your pants and the flesh eating disease goes onto your own skin?
     
  11. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Why doesn't the disease eat your rectum before it's propelled out of the ass???
     
  12. Gitfiddle

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    Because science.
     
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    @wife is a whore do you think those are real farts or do you prefer to see the anus pucker and gape?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    This will be good. :munch:
     
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  16. wife is a whore

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    If I don't see the asshole, I don't believe any farts on video. That is what makes the CakeFarts girl so good, though as an overweight man, I was sad to see a fallen Entenman's.
     
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    They're real all right... here's some more of her stuff.

     
  18. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :golfclap:
     
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  20. Lou Loomis

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    who are the sickos who are the audience for those vids ?? :jj: