Farts tell you you how healthy you eat.

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  1. Bro

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    If your farts smell like SOMETHING DIED IN YOUR ASS YOU ARE EATING THE WRONG FOOD.

    A public announcement.
     
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    Oh fuck
     
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    Eat batteries until you die. :nojj:
     
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    This is why Bro lets his wife smoke in the house.
     
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    Not exactly, when I used to eat oatmeal for breakfast it would give me the worst smelling gas ever. I could clear out the entire office just before lunch.
     
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    wrong
     
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    But I thought beans were good for the heart?
     
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    this is true. when i eat lots of fruit and veggies I don't stink up the bathroom nor do I need to wipe more than 3 times
     
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    I fart all day but they don't smell. When they do smell you have to examine what you are eating.
     
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    :no:
     
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    Like I'm going to take health advice from a guy who is filled with cysts and boils and whatever fucking disgusting affliction you have.
     
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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yesterday I had grilled chicken, broccoli, eggs, bacon, and beer
     
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    They put chicory root in those Fiber One bars and it smells like absolute hell.
     
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    As long as you can identify it. My tuna salad wrap smelled awful but I will suffer through it. No more tuna salad after this. Pour moi.
     
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    Tuna farts or the wrap itself?
     
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    I have horrible skin. God hates me.
     
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    Probly the mayo.

    I can eat better fish than canned tuna. I'm gonna let it go after I eat the rest of this.
     
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    its more likely your immune system is out of whack. Do you work around chemicals?
     
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    maybe