CCTV Fast acting security save Taylor Swift from being yanked off stage

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  1. dawg

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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Most confusing title ever.
     
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    I guess chokeholds are ok now?

    But seriously, those two deserve to just be killed. No reason to waste tax dollars on future hippie bums.
     
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    How can any hetero human male not want to bone her?
     
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    Damn , I was hoping they were finally going to take her away and punish her for all that bad music
     
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    Because she has no ass, no tits, and is skinny enough to where any place on her body you touched her you would feel nothing but bones.

    Imagine getting her naked, she turns around and you see a small flat ass. Then she faces you and she has zero tits. Then you grab her to put her on the bed and you feel like you are holding a sack of bones before she disintegrates because anything greater than a breeze will cause her to vanish.

    She has a pretty face, but her body has ZERO attractive features, just a girl with a pretty face. Without being famous she would just be a "cute" girl if she walked into a high end club in NYC or LA with all the girls dolled up.

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    NO ASS AT ALL
     
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    ...and I still wouldn't turn her down, and neither would you.

    Have you ever had sex with a woman who wasn't perfect? I'm guessing yes.
     
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    I think she is weird looking . I don't even think she has a nice face . She looks fake to me . I like skinny chicks but she does nothing for me .
     
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    100% and I would certainly fuck her. But you made it seem like every guy lusts after her and I'm saying that I disagree. I would certainly have sex with her and be happy to do it, but there are so many hotter girls that focusing on her looks as some MAJOR positive is odd to me.
     
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    Took a while for her to develop feminine looks, but I think she's quite attractive now. Would bone

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    Thank God those security guys had worked for Howard and Beth before. They are so used to Beth being rushed whenever she is out in public! They obviously learned from the best in the business![​IMG]
     
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    No, that's not what I meant. I'm talking about the weirdos that could look at her and be disgusted. That's odd to me.

    But I happen to think she's very attractive, flat ass, little tits and all.

    Miley Cyrus is a good example on my part. Don't really find her very attractive but would not hesitate to bone nonetheless. I guess because she's not at all offensive looking and I'm a male animal with a penis.

    I don't fuckin' know. Now I'm confusing myself.
     
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    Haha I understand. I dont find her vile, but at the same time I'm not into either one at all. Still I would destroy Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus (pending verified blood work).

    I think the big litmus test is would you or have you jacked off to said girl? If so, then she's someone you have some, possibly strange, attraction to. But if you look at pictures of the girl and never get a single urge to jack off then you may still bang her given the opportunity, but don't really give a shit either way.
     
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    Exactly.
     
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    I may be at her concert Saturday. Wife likes her , stand by.....tickets are dropping I may wait until day of.
     
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    I would poke her vagine with my goober.
     
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    $400 front row a little rich for our blood. Can't believe people pay that shit. We went last year wife loved it it was entertaining. I'd be lying if I said I hated it.
     
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    Needs booty shots
     
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