Fast food fact for Chriza

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Magnificent Mr. Hole, Mar 2, 2012.

  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    The average fast food patron eats 12 pubic hairs in their food a year.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jesus
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    There is a lot of teenage boy DNA in fast food. Those fuckers jack off and spit in all that shit.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Yum
     
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    Chriza was hoping for at least 13 pubes.

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  7. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Garnish

    :coffee:
     
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    Oh my!
     
  9. Gomez

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    I love fish tacos.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    There it is again! WTF? :weird::eek:


    ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY ALART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nooo::yell:
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Ima demand proof of this bold assertion of fact.
     
  12. banksy

    banksy I tell all my hoes RAKE IT UP VIP

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    I prefer mine with fry sauce, which is really just ketchup and mayo all mixed up :happy:
     
  13. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    gay fast food patrons eat 10x that.
     
  14. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Jay Thomas said it today, it must be true.
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    That doesn't really bother me. Most of them are probably mine, accidentally clinging to my fingers when I scratch my crotch during lunch.
     
  16. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    :buffet:
     
  17. Daveindiego

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    I would begin getting concerned around 50 pubic hairs.

    17 a year is totally do-able.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    :secret:
    It's a vagina, don't be scared. See, your mom lied to you, no teeth.
     
  19. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    An acquaintance of mine is now very wealthy, thanks to a disgruntled Taco Bell employee dropping a deuce in the ground beef, cooking it, and serving it. Caused him to get some weird infection in his stomach.
     
  20. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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