Fast Food Mania's Jon Hein lists his top 10 Fast food must have items..

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  1. BrulesRules

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    a white castle slider?

    this fucking asshole has no taste

    none
     
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    If you like nasty little onions with a tiny frozen patty...gross.

    Have to give him credit for the hot glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut...but why is that on a fast food list? Do donut shops really belong there?
     
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    Half of his choices are French Fries (without Ketchup) :facepalm:

    1 of his choices is a plain chicken sandwich from chick fil a :facepalm:

    A KFC biscuit? :facepalm:
     
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    They should have gotten a fat ass like Jason to do this show instead of weird creepy Hein.
     
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    "This is another secret of those who are Krispy Kreme fanatics," Hein said. "If you see the 'HOT' sign lit up in red, that means the donuts are literally coming off the conveyor belt. And Krispy Kreme donuts regularly are fantastic, but the hot Krispy Kreme donut is orgasmic."

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    Yep everyone knows that popeyes biscuits are 10x better than KFCs
     
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    seems like a poor show concept because there's a limited number of fast food places.

    anyone know the ratings yet?
     
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    not sure but have to be higher than Mom Caves.
     
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    The guy has diabetes and lives on a diet of shit food.
    How high is this guys IQ again?
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Have you ever had a Chik-Fil-A sandwich? I drove by one today at lunchtime and cars were in line out into the street. Down the street the Burger king had ZERO cars in the drive thru.
     
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    I finally saw the fast food mania show this week. What a shitty job writing and producing, not to mention how shitty Jon Hein is with his stiff, fake delivery.

    No way that jerkoff ever got a blowjob that he didn't pay a hooker for.

    Fat, diabetic, non-masturbating, 80 blowjob lying faggot douchebag.

    No way this show continues with Hein as the host. King of all Blacks could do a better job hosting. Jason Kaplan must be laughing at how shitty this show turned out.

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    I'm no fast food connoisseur like the tubby Frankenstein, but here are a few of the items I can stomach.

    - White Castle double cheeseburgers (pickle & onion, NOT ketchup & onion)
    - Quizno's Chicken Carbonarra
    - Taco Bell tacos
    - Arby's Beef 'N Cheddar
    - Long John Silver fish planks
    - Mos Burger spicy double cheeseburgers
    - Burger King sausage, egg, & cheese Croissanwich
    - Burger King Triple Whopper
    - Wendy's chicken nuggets (with honey mustard)
    - Arby's crisscut fries
    - Checker's/Rally's fries
     
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    What a shit list, Jon is a fucking weirdo. :dontknow:
     
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    I like Fast Food Mania, it's way better than AGT. Despite Hein being a creepy fuck. But his list is garbage.
     
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    His #1 need is a portable defibrillator for when he has his massive coronary.

    Now that will be good TV. The stupid creepy fuck.
     
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    I surprisingly enjoyed the show. Other than his strange appearance, he did fine and was less wooden than I expected.

    I saw the episode about Wendy's having the best drive-thru time of 2 minutes. The next day I went there, drove through, as there were no cars in line, ordered a grilled chicken sandwich, and was told "the wait time on that chicken is 4 minutes" and was asked to park. 12 minutes later I drove back around and asked where my meal was. Oops, they had given it to someone else. I spent over 15 minutes there. I blew their average, obviously. They usually are really fast though.