Fast food nightmares

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by markluke, Jun 14, 2013.

  1. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Howard hates fast food. Most of the staffers love it. Maybe they'll think twice now:

    Wendy's

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    Taco Bell

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    KFC

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    Burger King

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    Domino's

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    And for McDonald's, no gross pictures but keep your kids away from the clown:

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  2. BonDuckwald

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    The other day I saw a girl at a Taco Bell drive through and thought, "Damn, I hope she spits in my food."
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    These are the least of your problems; most of this won't make you sick. Your real problem is that nobody washes their hands after shitting and wiping, even in "good" restaurants. Hell, half of the people reading this probably don't either. You people are GROSS. Go wash your damn hands.

    And I mean with soap, for at least 20 seconds. Not that bullshit quick jab at the running water you fucks like to do when you think someone might see you try to walk by the sink without stopping. Assholes.
     
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    The spit and piss probably has more nutrition than the food.
     
  5. markluke

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    Hell, I woulda paid extra for this girl to piss in my Pepsi.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    :grouch:
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Ya'll sick. And I love it.
     
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    Thanks you ass i'll skip dinner now. [​IMG]
     
  11. Peau de Soie

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    Damned clouds.
     
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    Piss is sterile unless there is an infection. Your dick is covered by not 1 layer but at least 2 layers of material from the outside world(in most cases). With daily showering your dick is far cleaner than your hands are which are in contact with everything in the outside world.
     
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    This is what I'm saying. Wash your damned hands, by cracky.
     
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    Fast food=:shit::shit::shit:
     
  15. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    I couldn't agree more. I ran a restaurant/bar before I went back to school full time and I would fire people for not washing their hands. The cooks were disgusting stoners (as they are in many restaurants) who worked in an open kitchen, so all of the customers could watch them cook their food. One customer said that he was in the Men's room taking a leak, and an cook who was about ready to clock in came out of the stall after taking a shit, put on his apron and walked into the kitchen without washing his hands and began chopping lettuce for salads. I had to send him home in front of the disgusted customer. It was no surprise when the health inspector walked in later that week.
     
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    [video=youtube;ssktVpcv9WI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssktVpcv9WI[/video]
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    This is why I don't eat fast food:gross:

    If I do it's open prepared places like Chipolte or someplace where they make everything in front of you. Way better chance of cleanliness when watching them.
     
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    You fit the definition of loser if you work at a place where a retard could do the same job you are doing.
    I watch a lot of these restaurant makeover and surveillance shows. These workers are dirty low lifes.
     
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    Who gives a fuck? Eat your damn food and don't worry about it. Americans have become such pussies.
     
  20. telecaster

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    Ha ha ha....I've never seen that episode, but according to the customer, this is exactly what happened. Great post. +1