Fast forward: Howard explains why he & Beth are divorcing circa 2017

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "We started to grow apart, we never saw each other, it's very sad" = Howard 2017--- posted by 14 Chimneys

    "Robin, what is a Nacho? Beth said she wanted more of this in a relationship"

    "Robin, I should never have put that 5 yr cash payout in the
    pre-nup"
     
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    "You know Robin, bless your soul, I really believe Ralphs semen made me nuts"
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, after much soul searching I realized Ralph was my soulmate."
     
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    Robin, I had half the Dominican Republic working at the house but everything was still covered in cat hair
     
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    "apparently Beth served me divorce papers this morning only I didn't realize it happen until an hour later because I was doodling, Robin"
     
  6. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Robin, Beth wouldn't 'manage' my laundry"
     
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    We'll have a small divorce on the beach for family and then a big divorce in the city for all our business associates and A-list friends. I'm not inviting Jackie. While we were married, Beth really never knew Jackie...
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    2017? I say within 2 years.
     
  9. Dlist

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    The 5 yr mark is up in October..:jj: I predict Dawg Saloon posts will be at an all time high.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I agree. The 5 year penup payout is coming up soon.
     
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    Please baby jesus...let her become pregnant with a real baby prior to that...then Howard will be SO screwed.:pray:
     
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    I can't believe people write prenups with these 5 year payouts etc...
    Talk about knowing you're marrying a hooker....
     
  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    "And with the fucking cats all the time, Robin, all over the goddamn place...she was supposed to be a fucking grown woman already."
     
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    according to winst, beth wants out of the association, but, howard pulls her back in with gifts of cash, clothing, houses, jewelry, and a steady supply of faux fame
     
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    "She ate a steak, Robin...she clearly had nothing going on. I didn't know I was married to such a barbarian."
     
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    "Robin, I found 2 fifty gallon drums filled with Beth's excrement in the basement store room. Apparently she lied to me about not ever defecating. If a woman lies about one thing, she'll lie about another..."
     
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    "I discovered I'm gay Robin."
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Howard says he keeps the condoms locked away. He wants no one(Beth) messing with them. :snicker:
     
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    Robin like i was saying...Robin? Are you there Robin? Hello? Are you alive?
     
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    what married man here keeps his condoms 'locked away'??? that is weird.