Fastest you've ever cum

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hugh Blowmont, Jun 3, 2015.

  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    With me it was when I was 23 and hadnt seen my girlfriend in 3 weeks. She visited me at a gunshow and i dragged her in the bathroom, bent her over the toilet, pulled her dress up, she was soaking wet, i put it in once and exploded. (Classy, I know).

    We went to my hotel and fucked 4 more times that night. (Not pathetically short, thank God) Those were the days...

    Howard related because he still cums like a 12 year old boy...
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I once had random sex with an ugly girl right before she went to a gun show. She was really dry, but I didn't last long.
     
  3. NiggalissCage

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    Well the first two times were under 10 seconds, possibly even combined. I was 16 and have since nearly doubled that time on several occasions after a heavy night of drinking.
     
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    A quick squeeze of the tit, I'm in, I'm out, I'm sleeping.
     
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    Oooooh baby!
    :wub:
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Women love this.
     
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    At my age I really would!!
    :jj:
     
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  9. Jayla

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    :console:
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I came just reading that
     
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  12. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    One. Stroke. Done...
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Seems like a better topic would be "what's the longest you lasted", because it seems the general ''fractions of a second'' (or some variation of it) answer is going to be about par here. :rolleye2:
     
  15. Mr Vengeance

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    Generally I last only about 3 seconds. Kinda get tired of having to wipe off my hand so much.....
     
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    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Winning!
     
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    gotnolife Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The fastest I ever came was the first time I saw Beth. she is so hot I just had to jerk it right then and there
     
  18. jcounce1

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    Most women (I assume, from what I have encountered and heard) like about 10 minutes of serious penetration. Foreplay is another story. Everyone is different.
     
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    BTW, first time was about 10 seconds.
     
  20. Jayla

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    :cwl:......... :nocheer:
     
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