News Fat Chris Christie tells Fat General to lose weight

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  1. Robert Higgins

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    Chris Christie Tells NJ National Guard Leader to Lose Weight

    Gov. Chris Christie wants the leader of New Jersey's National Guard to shape up.
    The Republican governor has given Air Force Brig. Gen. Michael Cunniff 90 days to slim down and meet his obligations.

    The action comes after Christie's staff told The Washington Post the governor was unaware the general had been reprimanded by the Pentagon about his weight and repeatedly dodging physical fitness tests.
    In an emailed statement, Christie spokesman Kevin Roberts told The Post the governor found the general's actions "unacceptable and disappointing."

    Cunniff declined an interview request. But the National Guard released a statement in which the general acknowledged he failed to meet the fitness requirements and is "taking the necessary steps to remedy this issue."
    Christie underwent stomach banding surgery in 2013.

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    They're not military obviously (even though they have military gear), but I've often wondered how the obese police officers I see on a daily basis manage to pass their fitness tests. Or is that even a requirement?
     
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    NYPD dropped the weight/body fat percentage requirements in the 90s.

    They modified their physical test...hardest part of it is getting over a 6' chain link fence to start off. After you clear that you only need to not have broken legs to pass.

    Once you get through your probationary period...just don't screw up or wind up on the news and put in your 20 years.
     
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    some jobs should require you not to be fat

    not bakers or pizza makers---I like to think a portly one is a better one
     
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    "Lose weight you fat fuck"

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    You can just hear him (Christie) saying, "yeah but that's different, b/c he's in the Military.... :facepalm:
     
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    If Christy ever became president the stress would cause him to have a grabber.
     
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    He should team up with Robin, and they can do a food/weight loss book tour together!:bounce:
     
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    Thank goodness he never will.
     
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    Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
     
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    Let he who is without fat cast the first stone.
     
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    It's actually the opposite in most places. Most new hires after 2008 or so have to take a fitness test every year or two. Everybody hired before that is grandfathered in and can be as out of shape as they want.

    Also the fitness test I had in Texas was a complete joke. I could walk on my hands backwards and still pass the mile and a half time.
     
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    The General certainly looks better in a uniform than Gov McFatpants

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    Was the mile and half a 15 minute time limit?

    That was something the NYPD stopped doing in the late 90s...after a reporter demonstrated it could be done jogging backwards in Manhattan...they made it easier.

    At that time the cops started with a really low salary and they were struggling to fill the class for years.


    Does Texas let you retire after 20 years?
     
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    Christie took the lazy way out, had the stomach/fat persons operation and yet he's still an enormous fat fuck.
     
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    The fat General knows the rules and tried to use his status to avoid PT/Waist measurements. I don't blame the guy for trying to work a scam, but at some point, you either have to shit or get off the pot.

    This is a non-story and Chris Christie had to order the general to follow the standards as it applies to good order and discipline.
     
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