Fat Jason Kaplan doesn't know how to pronounce the letter "t"

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  1. HorseVsPelican

    HorseVsPelican Well-Known Member

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    Manhattan becomes Mnaha'n

    Clinton becomes Clin'n

    Eating becomes Ea'n

    This fat annoying fuck can't speak.
     
  2. ilovebacon

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    He can't buh in his buh ins 'cause he's too fatttttttttt
     
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    Lisen id is wud id is
     
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    chicken nuggets become gone
     
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    Clit'n
     
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    Obes-i-dee
     
  7. Roberticus

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    You have to bring your teeth together to pronounce a T. That fat sack of expired pudding can't close his mouth for fear that a cheeseburger might fly by and not find its way into his gullet.
     
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    New Yorkers don't understand English, they say Warsh, Brarw, and standing online. When what they really mean is Wash, Bra, and standing in line. There English is fucking more retarded than mine, and that's bad.
     
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    Since when? On my planet, the "T" sound comes from placing the tip of the tongue on the roof of the mouth or near the underside of the upper teeth. Try it.




    Jesus
     
  10. Roberticus

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    Try it with your mouth open, and you sound like a retard. Though, if that's standard for you, then I understand your reply.
     
  11. Tranquil

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    I never thought about how I pronounce "t" but I agree, I put my tongue just before my front teeth on the roof of my mouth.
     
  12. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    For months they've been saying he had lost weight and then we learn on Wednesday he's still 260 something pounds. :shocked:
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    The irony. :facepalm:



    Sal speaks the same way. He went to a "Dennis" to fix his teeth.
     
  14. BethsZygote

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    wada u do for a livin?
     
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    And for some reason, JD cannot pronounce his T's either... he just replaces the T with a D...
     
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    JD's problem is that is a regional accent from Ohio, I've heard other people from Ohio with the same terrible accent JD has.
     
  17. BethsZygote

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    Im pretty sure JD is from Cincinnati, people dont talk like him there.
     
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    jason is eating the letters.
     
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    lol
     
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    the fat fuck is a cunt...fuck him