Fat People :facepalm:

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  1. DrSublux

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    Just listen for the impact. Reminds me of the "Go..........Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh" clip

     
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    Doc perusing the fat chick forum :facepalm:
     
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    that has to be in the south somewhere
     
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    Acid wash jeans gave it away? Or the 80's hairdoo?
     
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    the jumping off of a roof onto the lawn
     
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    Crunchy
     
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    Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
     
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    I was going to post this last week, but I got cold feet after @dawg alert thread. SO I am trying to be good :facepalm: with some of my past indisgressions.
     
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    Sadly if that girl was a little fatter she may have had enough cushion to not break her leg.
     
  12. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    One of the hardest me and my buddies ever laughed as kids was at summer camp. We heard the ambulance come at like 1 am. This one super-fat girl camper was so fat, she had rolled over in her sleep and broke some ribs....

    We laughed and rolled on the ground, telling fat jokes for like 3 hours
     
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    My dad took the ladder away after cleaning the gutters on the garage :nojj: He told me to jump and roll. It worked due to my superior athletic ability and cat like reflexes.


    Still fucking hurt though.
     
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    I like be how she tried to land with her knees locked... Thanks Osama
     
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    She should hook up with Lever.
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    I wonder if the gravy killed the grass?
     
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    And now for the REST of the story...

    @DrSublux married her :nocheer:
     
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    "Did you saw how she fell?"

    :facepalm:
     
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    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    "Are you OK?" made me laugh. Yes I am. Please don't interrupt my orgasm.