Fat people problems

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 25, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    By the time I realized there were donuts in the office, the ones I wanted were fucking GONE :mad:


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  2. Swayze

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    Grab them sprinkled bastards!

    Thats good eatin
     
  3. nazdrowie

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    for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! :sniper:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    shove that long one up your ass
     
  5. Swayze

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    Suck the eclaire off in front of your boss and wink at him
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I want a goddamn fritter!!!!


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  7. Swayze

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    take the glazed one and where it around the office as a cock ring
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

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    There are plenty of dick shaped ones left. You should be happy.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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  10. Swayze

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    make a burger out of the two plain donuts and stfu
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    When there are things like that at work, I don't take anything. I don't want people to see me doing it and thinking "look at that fat fucker eating donuts." Then, about 7 minutes later, my resistance and dignity are completely gone and I go load up.
     
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    :fail::snipe:
     
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    those look like the donuts you can get at the really cheap grocery stores....not that good.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The glazed one looks kinda good
     
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    stairs
     
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    do your co workers ask why youre taking pics of donuts?
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No but my boss saw me and was like :scratch:
     
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    :jj:
     
  20. Popeye Saavedra

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    Lots of anger towards donuts in this thread.