Fat poor white woman wins lottery

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  1. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    By lottery I mean approved for welfare.

     
  2. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Women in the military:

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    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    True story:

    I was once given a coupon for a free dozen Dunkin Donuts. I decided to give it to a homeless person, but I didn't want to give it to just anyone, I wanted to find someone who appeared really needed. I kept it in my car and was always on the lookout, especially driving home from work which was in a less than ideal neighborhood.

    Long story short, I didn't give it to anyone because every homeless person I saw was ~ 70lbs overweight.
     
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  4. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    In the late 90's our dental lab was remodeled. We had to pack everything out of the lab and take most of it to the temporary site and a little bit was put in storage. There were two women assigned to us. They made all of the male E-5 and below guys move all of the stuff. The girls bought us each a soda.
     
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    No one person needs a dozen doughnuts.
     
  6. Bro

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    You don't judge a needy person by weight.
     
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    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

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    and Republicans keep bitching about not wanting to pay for birth control. :facepalm:
     
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    Cool story bro!!!
     
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    :yay:
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Neesie vins again
     
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    Everybody gets a trophy! :prancing:
     
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    Condoms and not screwing is so expensive.
     
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    She will have more quality time to spend with the children, get them ready for free college.
     
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    access to free college is a bad thing
     
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    You do realize there is no such thing as "free" college , right??
     
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    why not?
     
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    Do you think the tuitions would be magically paid for by the money fairy who loves to give all boys and girls a "free" education. Or do you realize the money comes from nowhere , and gets added to those same kids countries national debt for when they are older and wiser , then realize the "free" tuition they got to earn their useless liberal arts degrees by, was just another silly idea by silly liberals.
     
  18. Bro

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    Do you realize that offering free education helps our nation by educating the masses to earn more money?

    do you even understand why we have free grade school?

    do you know what's happening to the free school system?

    and do you agree with privatizing the free school system so that tax payer money gets funneled to billionaire hedge fund managers and giving them control of what our children are taught?
     
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    Calm down.
     
  20. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Just answered a question.