Fat teens

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  1. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    I took my young son to swim lessons this evening and was amazed by the mass of his high-school age instructors. Fucking whales. A few teen males were skin and bone, but the chicks were really testing the integrity of their spandex. What happened?

    Howard related b/c he could stand to lose a few pounds.
     
  2. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Baba booey likes teen anal.
     
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    jett Well-Known Member

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    Did you deposit the Girls in their swimsuits into the Spank Bank for tonight?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    No one exercises these days. When I was a teen, I rode my bike everywhere, played high school sports, played baseball and touch football after school....you name it.

    These days they load up on carbs and chat online.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    You can't text while playing a pickup game of bbal or riding your bike.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Yup, video games and the internet fostered a whole generation of lard asses.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    any lengthy black teenagers?
     
  8. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    Not s damn one. Shaped like Robbin and moves atop the water like an oil slick.
     
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    Winston Leg-Thigh Well-Known Member

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    That's not very nice. In fact, you're being downright intolerant and your statement is fat shaming and borderline hate speech. How are kids supposed to foster a healthy body image with with bullying such as this? You need a time-out..

    Kids playing outside by themselves is dangerous and parents who allow it should be ashamed and child services should get involved. I FEEL the correct way to handle the situation would be for the government to provide children with supervised play dates at planet fitness. Play dates.

    I rest my case.
     
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    Girls swim team was always populated by she-beasts. The hot girls were always cheerleaders or on drill team.
     
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    Holy shit! Just spotted one. Memory is locked.
     
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    Winston Leg-Thigh Well-Known Member

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    Quick! To the treehouse!


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    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    They lead sedentary lives and take in more calories than they burn. It's just that simple. I remember maybe one or two kids in my entire GRADE that were fat. That was it. We were always outside playing sports, running around, tag, hide and go seek, it really didn't matter. But the key is that we were ACTIVE. Now kids sit inside and play with their phones or video games.
     
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    You would think, but I was just walking the dogs and 3 teenage girls come riding by in a line and each one had a cellphone in their right hand and not one was looking at the road.

    :wtf:
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    Because young men have to be skinny and feminine or no one will date them. god forbid you tell a teenage girl she has to be thin unless she only wants black guys or latinos trying to get that azz.
     
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    It's slowly getting worse here in Europe, too. Our lives are too easy.
    @wife is a whore
    This.

    Sad thing is that it's suddenly accepted if you're a fat fuck. If you post a picture of a hot bikini model, you are body-shaming them. Retarded shit.
     
  17. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    And wtf is up with play dates?

    That blows my mind.

    Oh...I'm working in a poor black neighborhood. ...and omfg. ..the girls are huge!!

    One teen girl had to be 250 pounds with a freaking size SMALL white T-shirt that said Free Hugs....hahaha
     
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    Idk in floriduh is a mix ofreallyskinny girls and out of shape blobs. Not much in the way of average.
     
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  19. wife is a whore

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    Not enough thinspiration going on. Bims nowadays she Kim Kardashian's fat, sloppy ass on TV and think they don't need an eating disorder to land a man. Sad times we live in.
     
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    Kids just eat so much more these days - Able to purchase all kinds of junk food with EBT cards, schools feed the kids now too. Just way too much food, and most of it fast food type stuff.
     
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