Sports Father of 11 kids by 8 women is now unemployed. What now?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    this dude is gonna have some messed up life real soon

    he already does--but he can afford rent and shit--so it's ok--for now
     
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    Dummy picked the wrong sport. If he played basketball he could play professionally in over 50 countries.
     
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    He'll be a Raider or Bengal within a couple weeks don't fret.
     
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    He made $8 mil last year and has been in the NFL for 10 years now. If he has a halfway decent accountant managing him and his money he should be ok last I heard he drives a Prius.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I suppose anything's possible
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    GoFundMe.com is in the future.
     
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    New facebook
     
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    Remember that the Jets had to give him a $500,000 advance in 2010 to catch up on his child support payments. This guy will probably be bankrupt if another team doesn't pick him up and pay him similar money to his old contract. Freakin' idiot can't keep it in his pants! :jj:
     
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    :cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:
     
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    Don't worry a shitty overrated Cornerback will always be able to find a new team
     
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    Doesn't he have like (8) nine year olds?
     
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    Artie played a clip of his wife bitching that since the Jets didn't make the playoffs, and he was going to be home all the time, she was going to have to get up and make it look like she was doing stuff. And this wasn't a hidden video or anything; I think she was on periscope.

    :facepalm:

    Well, you might want to start bracing yourself for a whole lot more of Antonio at home, Shazdiqua. On the bright side, you might not have to pretend you're doing stuff anymore: with a major, if not total, drop off in income, you're going to have to start really doing stuff.

    Good luck, sweetie! (you know she's on here)
     
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    His current wife is pregnant... with TWINS! :cwl:
     
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    Maybe he can hire Buchwald & Associates to start a viral Twitter campaign to convince everyone he virtually invented the game of football and is the hardest working, most relevant celebrity in the United States and then set him up with a sweet SIRIUS channel that five people listen to.
     
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    In my parents' neighborhood one family's kid was a money manager. Went to prison for stealing from a lot of his black athelete and celebrity clients.
     
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    He's not just a shitty, overrated CB; he's a shitty, overrated, 31-year-old CB.

    He is supremely fucked. He's going to have to train and take care of himself like Jerry Rice and start playing like Charles Woodson just to stay on top of his child support payments. That's without any blang, swing, or whatever the fuck they call "flash" nowadays.