News father of Houston Texans linebacker Jadeveon Clowney has been arrested & charged w/ attempted murder

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    An offense almost as grievous as naming your son "Jadeveon".
     
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    Jadeveon is said to be "shocked" and was quoted as saying his father "was in great spirits when we were introduced last week."
     
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    Chilli Bean Clowney :D
     
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    Dad has dropped more fools than his son. Should have taken Mack you dumb fuckers.
     
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    I'm surprised Clowney didn't get charged with murder for this hit.

     
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    It's a damn shame that Clowney was a bust his junior year and in the pros.
     
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    It's a nasty hit. But he went unblocked. There's quite a few DE's that could create an impact like that. This guy is lazy as shit. Phoned in his last season at college. The Texans are counting on JJ Watt's incredible effort to rub off on this guy and fulfill his physical talent. Won't happen.
     
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    I was ashamed of him his junior year. I replaced his jersey with Connor Shaw's halfway through the season.
     
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    I think we can all agree that the nickname 'Chili Bean' is the most crucial takeaway here. Junebug is the only other appropriate nickname for shooting up the club.
     
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    Yeah, he's a turd. But we really should stop talking about him. We need to get back to talking about his father who earned this thread with a nice murder.
     
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    He was just turning his life around. He was going to mug college students in the fall.
     
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    Michigan's OL fucked up on that play and nobody blocked him. I watched that whole game, and in particular, the matchup between Clowney and Taylor Lewan. It was absolutely no contest. Lewan owned him for pretty much every play besides that one, and even pancaked him on multiple occasions that afternoon. Clowney was a massive combination of natural athleticism, inherent laziness, and complete lack of heart.
     
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    It is a little sad when being tossed out of a titty bar and then arrested for attempted murder are only the second and third most embarrassing things about this story.
     
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    I think we've already discussed this. I watched the whole game too and I was going absolute apeshit when that happened. I also watched all of Clowney's other games his entire career.
     
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    Holy shit!
     
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    Clowney was a disgrace his junior year, but he was a fucking killer his freshman and sophmore years. Here's an awesome moment from his freshman year.

     
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    He's the best QB on the Browns roster. It's a shame he's being looked over.
     
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    Clowney was double teamed on a shitload of plays. I will agree he seems to be lazy at times. Just imagine a fully focused Clowney with Watt.......