Father receives worst phone call of his life

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  1. slats7

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    I wonder if they "experimented" with each other during puberty
     
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    Which one is Clutch?
     
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    To add insult to injury, they both are dating black men
     
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    Neither one's fat, so sorry, no Clutch.
     
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    I'm out of ideas
     
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    I motherfucking love how they're acting like anyone knows who they are.
     
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    Are really still so unevolved that birthing a gay is viewed as a trajedy?
     
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    Where is dad phoning from, the sewers of Mordor? He sounds like he lives near the core of the Earth.
     
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    gays should be afforded all the rights under the law that straights get

    in real life I never make insulting comments about homosexuality in public or if my children are around

    but if either of them came out as gay it would be pretty fucking tragic
     
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    Having a gay kid would be like getting an onion ring in my order of fries. Not what I asked for but equally as gratifying.
     
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    Dad's job has made him very accepting of gays. What does Dad do?
     
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    like dad didn't know or suspect by this point? they're thin, fashionable, pluck their eyebrows and spend way too much time on their hair.
     
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    you'd be obligated to claim you were happy about it I suppose
     
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    it's like losing two kids in a plane crash. one is bad, but two is worse.

    also, no grandkids from those fruits
     
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    Straight people are subjected to a ton of judgmental bullshit, but if you're gay it's off limits. Doesn't really fly.
     
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    Pops came into them when they were kids.
     
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    Bathroom attendant