Father's Day For Howard

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Howard already said he gets his dad tickets to the track for Father's Day (hope his bank account survives) but his dad does his own thing and won't be seeing Howard.

    Ashley's twat deep in big black cock.
    Debra's busy doing third world activities in Vietnam
    Emily's busy composing the follow-up to ZooZaZoo in an Israeli kibbutz

    I imagine they've all sent David Simon a card but Howard will probably be spending the afternoon home listening to Johnny Cash sing "Hurt" and wondering where and with whom his "wife" is.
     
  2. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    And the cat's in the cradle...
     
  3. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I am surprised he admitted his kids dont send him a fathers day card. Very telling regarding his relationship with his kids.
     
  4. Herc

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    Even when they were kids he used to complain about never being acknowledged on Father's Day by them . . . :giggle:
     
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  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The older two saw what was going on the years before he left for Manhattan, hanging out in the basement, not being a part of their lives, leaving all the routine stuff to Alison. Alison had enough and his response was to head to Manhattan, hook up with a bimbo in her twenties and send a car to the house to pick them up for "visitation". That's not the way to develop a strong relationship with your kids.
     
  6. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    He's a selfish sorry excuse of a human being, let alone a father.

    Whether they acknowledge him or not, he will be unhappy with the effort.

    Fuckin prick ya.
     
  7. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    must suck.
     
  8. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] LOL
     
  9. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Or she's getting anal

    Ooz aZ ooz
     
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    He's got Narcissistic Personality Disorder - he doesn't care how it makes him look, he sees any unfavorable treatment as an injustice and he wants sympathy.
     
  11. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep Gold

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    Don't they have a new daddy now?
     
  12. srricks

    srricks Active Member

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    Howard's Fathers' Day will as empty as my bank account after a visit to my local titty bar!