Father's Day on Sunday.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I always respect the shit out of my parents. Mother's day, father's day, birthdays, Christmas, Easter........blah blah.

    I'm clueless what to get him this year though.

    What are you guys getting your dad's?

    I need some tips or advice.
     
  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    show me your asshole
     
  3. Mack

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    mine died when I was 5
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i bet slippy has a hangie pussy
     
  5. beatlejaws

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    Just make him a nice lunch.
     
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    so, nothing.
     
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    shells seafood lunch and a subway sammich gift card:c
     
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  9. Billy Brown

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    I'm going over to his house and grill steaks with him and get him a new cell phone.

    Men like grilled meet and he would love a new phone.

    Good luck Slippy.

    People will laugh at this post I'm sure. :jj:
     
  10. Billy Brown

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    THat is sad.

    Sorry buddy.
     
  11. nazdrowie

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    haven't had to worry about Father's day since 2006.
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    Sorry, buddy.
     
  13. jackie the jerk

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    Some dads dont take the job seriously.
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    You fuckers are going to make me cry. :mad:
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    impossible

    Though the plan is to head out to my parents AROUND lunchtime. He's just on a heavily monitored diet right now.

    I gotta get him a present.............something. Anything. and...............he............fuck

    he can't do anything he used to anymore

    I'm fucking lost on what to get him.
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    no way.............that would've been the perfect present last year! :lo5:
     
  17. beatlejaws

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    I go to see the Red Sox on Father's Day if they're at home. He used to take me there.
     
  18. jackie the jerk

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  19. Billy Brown

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    Buy him a lifetime membership to Dawgs Saloon. :hhh:
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    damnit :cry:

    I'm so goddamn sorry guys..............can't even imagine.