favorite Jackie punchline

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  1. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Mine? Thanks for asking..................

    Imagine this said in the most horribly offensive black-face black voice:

    "why no..................do you know how to light a gas stove?!?!?"
     
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    Your dad fucked a parrot. hoo hoooo
     
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    "I don't need the Stern Show"
     
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    Give Rodney a chance.
     
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    Please don't make a mockery of this.
     
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    In his ROQ voice "The cretin wore his Sunday best"
     
  7. Snotty

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    At comic-con......"Where the fuck are my fans?"
     
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    [video=youtube;qdScIrJgQTE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdScIrJgQTE[/video]

    [video=youtube;WurvwYAEZ6Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WurvwYAEZ6Y[/video]
     
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    When Gary admitted that he had been molested "several times," Jackie cackled and said, "Jesus, you were goin' steady!" I about pissed myself...
     
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    "Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!"
     
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    I wished I'd heard that!!!! Then the monkey tried to revise it to "Once".......
     
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    "Gary having cavities is like a giraffe having a sore throat"
     
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    They were doing the news once, and Robin was doing a story on how a jogger was running in Central Park & found a bloody head.
    And Jackie on perfect cue went "Hello there!"
     
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    "You're scared? I've gotta walk back by myself!"
     
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    Please don't make a mockery of this.
     
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    When he repaid Rodney Dangerfield's loan in jokes.
     
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    I don't get it.:dontknow:
     
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    i dont remember any punch lines but i do remember the endless ball busting that went on which made the show great.
     
  19. jyanks

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    Jackie was pretending the head was talking & said hello to the jogger as he was running - "hello there"
     
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    Aye, Aye, Aye...you look armless, hop in.