Favorite Pick Up Line????

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  1. SomerSky

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    I was in a beach bar once a few years ago, and this guy walks over to me, and says can I buy you a drink? I look at him with my snottiest face, and show him the drink I already have in my hand, and say "I have one already" He takes the cup out of my hand and flings it out of the patio on to the sand.....and says, okay you don't have one now, can I buy you a drink???
    So obnoxious, it made me smile....
     
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    "Hey baby. Wanna fuck?"
     
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    "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
     
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    ...its a whole thing robin

     
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    Even just for fun, no "pickup" I like to do a "cold read"...personality indicator test.
     
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    hmmmmm, i think you tried that on me???o_O
     
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    In a very poetic tone..."Wrap your thighs around my eyes and let me eat my way to your heart"
     
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    This face of mine is leaving in ten minutes time.....................And I like you to be on it.
     
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    Been married so long, 30+ years. But here's my best two (they just don't seem to work on 18 year old girls).

    1. Where the fuck is my dinner;
    2. Shut those fucking kids up....
     
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    Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
     
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    When I'm at the urinal, I like to say to the guy next to me, "Hey, nice watch!"
     
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    In a gay bar i understand it's "Can I push your stool in for you?"
    for The Puppet it probably would be "If I told you you have a great rack, would you hold it against me?"

    Back in the day mine was something like : "You've got a killer smile.. it looks good on your face/ "Thanks I appreciate the eye candy" /"That's a great color on you"..... are you single?" etc.

    Actually though, these hook ups in reality tend to happen more organically, just by striking up conversations in dry cleaners or supermarket lines, making eye contact in restaurants, or clubs (I ended up, after smiling at her, with a wife from hell that way, LOL) etc.. Most of these pickup lines are kind of stilted and corny..
     
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    Hmmmmmm......

    Edited to say we women generally don't need no mind tricks. It wouldn't work now, clearly, but once in my 20s two girlfriends and I were in NYC for some shindig. Afterwards, the three of us went to some cool bars. Here was my trick: made eye contact with smokin' hot guy, sitting alone at a little table. Exchanged smiles. Walked through crowded (and crazy) bar, stood in front of him, with one swipe shoved everything to the floor, pushed him back into his chair, kissed him. For the next 20 minutes. TROOF.




    ;)
     
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    If you have to use a "line" you are doing it wrong :coffee:
     
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    You must be from Tennessee Because you're the only Ten- I- SEE.
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    I'll bet you 20 dollars that you're going to turn me down.
     
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    Hello...Just simple...;)
     
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