Favorite show soundbites?

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  1. Artiessobriety

    Artiessobriety Active Member

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    "I just don't color well" is a favorite of mine. The "Liberal Jerkoff" one from the N&A days was also a good one.

    How about you guys?
     
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    neckbeard New Member

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    I love it when Artie says, "John, please" or "Mike, please" when he want them to stop talking.
     
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    psyllium husk New Member

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    so many .

    Dan Falato: " why don't we tease it?"

    Artie: "why don't i tease you with a chippendale dancer "
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    " I just ruin lives"

    "Hey ladies, why not take a roll of the dice"
     
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    Undercarriage Active Member

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    What a scumbag!

    loved his impressions of his uncle
     
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    Called Nick a "conservative jerkoff" on twitter. He blocked me. What a cunt.
     
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    Artiessobriety Active Member

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    :giggle: he takes politics way too seriously.
     
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    mike b is comedy gold whenever he opens his mouth
     
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    I hate the one of mike that sounds like he's jacking off and just about to jizz "ooooooooooo" and "hey hey listen to me though"
     
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    This reminds me when James used the Nick audio clip "No, dummy." during the week ALS debuted and Felato stared daggers at him.

    My favorite clip is Bocchetti saying "Jew-lips." My next favorites are his 3 stuttering/incomprehensible clips (particularly the one where he ends it with "you know, whatever-IKNOW").
     
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    haha I forget about jew lips, definitely the funniest soundbite IMO
     
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    Artiessobriety Active Member

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    hahah yeah jewlips is great. I forgot to mention "ooh gawd uh". also why have they never isolated Bocchetti saying black people should be reprimanded? that shits gold.
     
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    I wonder if they isolated his black guy impression from last night when he said something like "hey wanna go get some fried chicken" or whatever he said haha.
     
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    "ooooooooo yeah.......yeah" Andre the Giant