Lula @kelliejean makes a brief appearance and here comes Juan with his talk about dames and portfolios and pissing and whatnot
I like the one where he acts like he has game, but it is soon revealed he is actually 5'3" and looks like Dionne Warwick.
Or the one where he acts like he is a desirable dude with much poon at his disposal, but then he sells his house in San Diego to shack up with a moon faced heroin addict with permanent Cheeto stains on her fingers in Kentucky. That one is super LULZy.