Favourite Markijuano Lies and Woman Beating Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Markijuano, Jun 1, 2016.

  1. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    I like the Crybaby one.
     
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    I like it
     
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    The one where he pisses on a dresser and busts all the windows out of granny's car.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Dead Man.
    Best soundtrack ever as played by Neil Young on Ol Black.
     
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    Should've won an Oscar. Bravo
     
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    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    Lula
    @kelliejean makes a brief appearance and here comes Juan with his talk about dames and portfolios and pissing and whatnot
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Beat me to it. :fil:
     
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    I know not what you speak of please remain on the topic at hand
     
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    Fear n loathing
     
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    Always a true friend to The Good Doctor.
     
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    Donnie Brasco fegetaboutit
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I like the one where he acts like he has game, but it is soon revealed he is actually 5'3" and looks like Dionne Warwick.
     
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    Gene Wilder did it better
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Or the one where he acts like he is a desirable dude with much poon at his disposal, but then he sells his house in San Diego to shack up with a moon faced heroin addict with permanent Cheeto stains on her fingers in Kentucky. That one is super LULZy.
     
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    Never saw
    There are flaws in this script but I'm sure Jack Martling can punch it up
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    :lol:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I dont really like him but don juan demarco is one of my favoritr movies.
     
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    SHOTS FIRED! :grad:
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    How are ze nostlils
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Ed Wood
     
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