FCC's lessons to get a woman

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Ask her to dance, not too close at first, but then a second dance, then move in closer. FCC.
     
  2. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    :bbed:
     
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    third dance throw her on the floor?
     
  4. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    wait, aren't you divorced? :right:
     
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    Van Morrison's "Moondance" worked for me...
     
  6. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    In that case try Tool's "schizm"
     
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    in the late 80s Moondance worked for everyone.
     
  8. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I said "Get Them" not keep em! :D
     
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    or a handful of roofies.
     
  10. Quite Frankly

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    Ronnia says lick their asshole- not too much at first, then when you hear her moanin' go in for the sloppy kill. That's, that's how you do it, man.
     
  11. Ruffypup

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    Sit at the bar and let them ask you to dance :grad:
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Step 1. Make your first $1M...
     
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    Step 2 - Ask her if the rag you're holding smells like chloroform.

    Step 1 - Soak a rag in chloroform.
     
  14. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    On the first date pay for her meal however if there is a second date then make her pay for the food and drink she ordered
     
  15. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    When to start with the dirty text messages?
     
  16. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I find that women want to know what my weiner is doing for most of the day, so I text pictures.
     
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  18. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    What? I sent you the weiner BBQ pictures from yesterday, and you didn't seem to mind that some BBQ sauce got splashed around.
     
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    Step 1. Choose a co-worker.
     
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    Step 1: Leave $200 on dresser