Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Aug 4, 2013.
Ask her to dance, not too close at first, but then a second dance, then move in closer. FCC.
third dance throw her on the floor?
wait, aren't you divorced?
Van Morrison's "Moondance" worked for me...
In that case try Tool's "schizm"
in the late 80s Moondance worked for everyone.
I said "Get Them" not keep em!
or a handful of roofies.
Ronnia says lick their asshole- not too much at first, then when you hear her moanin' go in for the sloppy kill. That's, that's how you do it, man.
Sit at the bar and let them ask you to dance
Step 1. Make your first $1M...
Step 2 - Ask her if the rag you're holding smells like chloroform.
Step 1 - Soak a rag in chloroform.
On the first date pay for her meal however if there is a second date then make her pay for the food and drink she ordered
When to start with the dirty text messages?
I find that women want to know what my weiner is doing for most of the day, so I text pictures.
What? I sent you the weiner BBQ pictures from yesterday, and you didn't seem to mind that some BBQ sauce got splashed around.
Step 1. Choose a co-worker.
Step 1: Leave $200 on dresser