Fecal Constipation

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  1. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I went to my Orthopedic surgeon for my six week check up the X rays showed a winding tube of poop half way up my belly (Srsly) massive doses of milk of magnesia are doing their thing,uncomfortable and shamed.
    3rd spot deep seeding is a no go.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    What other constipation is there?:wtf:
     
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    winding tube of poop was my band name.
     
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    I saw them open for Cheap Trick in '78 :guitar:
     
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  5. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Perusing the laxative Isle was an eye opener
     
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    get a Squatty Potty™ :grad:
     
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    Where's the x-ray?:cmon:
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Any tips or tricks for douching my rectal cavity ?
     
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    You're long winding poop's no Matt Hughes IMO.:ucoffee:
     
  10. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Sorry dude no cock pic's for you
     
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    :umm:
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Dr said he could prescribe a drug that will blow out my bottom end his words not mine
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    When I got my face burned off last year, they immediately made me take stool softeners due to the constipation from the painkillers. Magnesium citrate capsules had me shitting like a champ. I had to excuse myself from Christmas dinner, even.
     
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    Just do it, get it over with
     
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    oatmeal
     
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    What happened to your face??? I don't remember that.
     
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    are you taking pain killers for the hip, rod?
     
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    carnival accident
     
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