Federal Employee Reprimanded for Farting

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  1. itpdude

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    A couple of fat tubs of monkey shit, flanking a skunk. . . . I can't imagine what under their covers smells like at night.
     
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    They look like a couple of farts.
     
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    It's funny that that picture was clearly taken at an amusement and they're both clearly too heavy to ride any of the attractions. In essence, they paid $50 to spend $8 on funnel cake after funnel cake. Or as it's called in their household, money well spent.
     
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    On the few occasions they have sex, they probably lift up each others gunts to make things happen. I've carried extra weight before but it was along the lines of 20 lbs.

    Fuck hell, at what point do you realize that having a wardrobe full of stretchy pants indicates an unhealthy lifestyle?
     
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    He claims it's a medical condition so he'll go from working for the SSA to collecting SSI and clogging up the aisles in the supermarket with one of those electric carts.
     
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    When the dude in the giant mascot costume is the slimmest person in the picture, you've got a weight problem.
     
  8. Chimney Portions

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    :rs:

    You should write Howard's monologue. It might actually be funny for once.
     
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    My sick mind causes me to think of those two fucking, her on her knees, belly hanging down, hitting the surface, pimples in her crack, rancid smells, pussy with several folds, and that fat fucker pushing a 3 inch pecker into that abyss.

    Gah, somethings wrong with me. I gagged a little thinking on it.
     
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    I imagine shades of flesh usually only found on cadavers.
     
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    I don't imagine that. . . . . until you had to say something.

    Thanks!
     
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    Is he on the right or the left?

    Their bodies are identical, they are so fucking fat his tits are as big as hers and vice versa...
     
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    I know gay couples who share a wardrobe, but I've never seen a husband and wife sharing bras.
     
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    Yep
     
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    I can't tell you how many flu farts I have walked smack into while Christmas shopping. The farters are always alone in an aisle and scurry away looking guilty when anyone approaches. I can take a lot of things, but not this. There oughta be a law. :D
     
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    That' s what I was thinking!!
    I don't know which is which?
    I think it's the thing on the right :dontknow:
     
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    Hope you're feeling better!

    What's a flu fart?
     
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    diarrhea action :worried:
     
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    he can own them: discrimination due to physical or medical conditions is illegal.
     
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    thats pepe le pew in the middle btw, no shit:c