FEDS: Jail Scarlett Johannson nude-photo hacker for 5 years...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HS Cult Leader, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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  2. Morning Wood

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    :cheer: He took one for the team. :cheer:
     
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    Meanwhile if he had killed someone while driving drunk he would have got far less time... Love this fucking court system
     
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    For some reason, I think this dude will have a much different prison experience than Jerry Sandusky.
     
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    oh please. this cunt has been nude in movies before hasn't she? whats the big fucking deal?
     
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    Nope.

    Edit: We aim for accuracy. Mr. Skin says she shows one nipple in something called "A Good Woman".
     
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    Or if he was a politician caught taking bribes. Hell, even rapists only spend an average of 5.4 years in prison. I'm not sure if this guy will spend the whole five years in prison though. My bet is he's out in around three.
     
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    Skin is hallucinating. At least in the screen caps, you can't see a damn thing.
     
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    Yep, he would've had less time if he would have run over Scarlett with a car.
     
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    Yep....there are child molestors with lighter sentences.

    Excellent use of the FBI too. I'm sure they have nothing better to do.

    They can track this shit down but can't seem to be bothered to track down all of the child pornography that's still all over the file sharing networks.
     
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    i agree that had he been a banker or a polotion he would have gotten off.... lets face it its all about who can afford the good lawyers..

    but i won't shead a tear for this dude becasue i am going to
    give the judge the benefit of the doubt on this one because

    dude was a phone hacker

    while i don't have naked pictures of anything like that on my phone
    i wouldn't want anyone hacking my phone and gaining access to
    bank account and other shit like that.. which while protected
    would not give me a warm and fuzzy
     
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    Going only on faulty memory here, but I think "all" he did was guess the password for her online account. Not very elite hacking. Celebrities and rich people should be careful about their credentials at all times, and should probably avoid online services under their own names.

    Edit: It helps to read the article! I guess he put in a little more effort than I thought:

    So the real blame here is with the online services and their absolutely RIDICULOUS "security question" requirements. They absolutely and without doubt obliterate the innate security of passwords by forcing people to allow password resets with things as stupid as "first pet's name".
     
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    or who placed all the put options on American and United Airlines just before 9/11

    No, that's not something we need to know!

    I never understood how that was so easily dismissed. "Oh, we'll never know where the money went!", like it was a Western Union transfer to a couple of Nigerians for a couple hundred bucks. We're talking about millions, on the Chicago Board Options Exchange, and they just couldn't track it down, by golly!
     
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    5 years!!!! They don't give felons who commit involuntary manslaughter 5 years. He shouldn't be put in jail, he should be given the Medal of Honor for revealing Scarlett Johansson's breasts to the masses.
     
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    I barely remember what the pics looked like. Cute face. That's about it.
     
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    I'm seriously thinking of sending him some kind of thank you to make his time a bit easier
     
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    What if we all just chip in a few bucks each and buy him prison protection from one of the gangs?
     
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    whether done for profit or because he's a pervert, either way, it was wrong...
     
  20. SleepingWarrior

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    Eh, nothing worse than our own NSA subjects us to.