Feds to study why 75% of lesbians are obese

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    I can tell you why they're obese.





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    It's because they eat out so much.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  3. Gitfiddle

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    Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal.
     
  4. Bro

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    Wrong forum.
     
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    it's all the hot dogs they eat when they're at home depot
     
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    LOL :golfclap:
     
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    all my fantasies
    ruined
    :nocheer:
     
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    fat and ugly leaves few options
     
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    What's the obese % of straight women? I know it isn't 75% but I bet it's pretty high.
     
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    30%, trending towards cunnilingus
     
  11. Gitfiddle

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    I knew a girl who was so fat and ugly one night two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled 'RAPE!"
    They yelled, "NO!!!!!!"
     
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    Welcome to 3 months ago. :rolleye:
     
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    Welcome to who gives a fuck. :rolleye:
     
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