Feeling down?....Show your penis

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  1. Shithead

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    Repeat sex offender tells Mich. cops: ‘Showing my penis makes me happy’
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, March 19, 2015, 5:42 PM







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    David Keith Slovinski, a repeat sex offender, has been busted in Michigan for showing cellphone photos of his penis to Meijer mega-store shoppers.
    When he's feeling blue, all he has to do is show images of his naked penis to perfect strangers.

    "Yeah, it cheers me up when I'm feeling down," a habitual sex offender told Michigan cops who busted him for flashing his phallus photos to unsuspecting shoppers at Meijer stores, according to police.

    David Keith Slovinski, 51, is being held in a Kent County jail in lieu of $250,000 bail on indecent exposure charges. Additionally, he is being charged as a sexually delinquent offender, which means a judge's order could keep him locked up for as long as the rest of his life.

    Slovinski approached employees at several Meijer mega-stores in the state and then flashed his cellphone at them, which contained photos of his member.

    Surveillance video captured Slovinski's acts and police were able to identify him, according to the MLive.com media website.

    Slovinski acknowledged his deeds, police said. "Yeah, it cheers me up when I'm feeling down," he told authorities, according to court documents, the website reported.

    The man has a criminal history dating to 1986. He spent 12 years in prison for criminal sexual conduct and was released in 2011. He was arrested five months later for indecent exposure and being a peeping Tom.

    He was placed on parole in May and was fitted with a GPS tether.

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    Poor guy just wants to be happy. He can show his dick in prison all he wants.
     
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    COCKKKK!!!! COCKKKK!!!! COCKKKK!!!!
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    just like GP