Feeling like a freaking jerk

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  1. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I've never seen that
     
  3. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :eek: Nice copy thread a-hole!
     
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  5. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You've never seen The Jerk? Steve Martin is kind of overrated IMO anyway. Not that funny. His old SNL stuff was cringe worthy. Doesn't hold up BOFF!
     
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    Yeah but

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    Things are going to start happening to me now!
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this.

    And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
    The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.
    And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.

    [Shithead growls at him]

    I don't need my dog.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    jerkwad

    wad of jerks