Feeling really lonely lately and want a girlfriend

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I'm lying in bed, browsing profiles on Tinder, and it's making me realize how badly I want a girlfriend :( I'm in my mid 20s and have never in my life had a real girlfriend. I've only had sex with 2 girls total, and the last time was a couple of years ago now.

    My biggest fear is that things won't change... Like..right now I feel too fat, since I gained 10lbs, and I need to get through my exams. On e my exams are over, hopefully my weight will be down and I'll feel more confident again, but something ways stops me from getting anywhere with a girl. I feel like I'm so close to achieving what I want, but at the same time, very far away :(

    Just had to get that off my chest.
     
  2. Anfkid

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    WHAT A LOSER :jj:
     
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    Love will find you when you least expect it. And when it does you won't be able to deny it. Hang in there buddy.
     
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    Lol your crazy
     
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    ...be careful what you wish for.
     
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    MAGA Made Board Retarded Again Banned User

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    http://www.russianbrides.com/
     
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    Love is a battlefield, bub. :console:
     
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    Sleep The Violence. The Speed. The Momentum. VIP

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    Keeping showing off that battlestation.
     
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    That sucks dude. Hope you can hang in there. :/
     
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  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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    Your crazy what?
     
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    Having a girlfriend is great... For the first two months.

    Be single, travel the world go to Europe. Fuck some whores. Most girls around your age don't want nice guys until they turn 30 and realize they are getting old and need to settle down
     
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    Why is your account still active??
    Oh that's right...you're full of shit
     
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    i got some advice, start acting like a man and not doing that right there. girls dont like a pathetic little cowering bitch...or maybe they do where you're from?
     
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    10 years after you marry your future gf you'll wish that you were laying in bed single again.
     
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    ...makes the bitches crazy wet.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Gary was gonna go to India but welfare decided not to pay for it.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I want to feel desired by women :( I've overcome a lot of my social anxiety and self esteem issues over the last few years, but none of it has led to meeting up with a chick whos interested in me.
     
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    Why you lonely Gar? I see im right there with you
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