Feeling sorta bummed out (Warning: No girlfriend thread)

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    The past two weekends now Ive been out partying friday and saturday, and its been really fun, but...I havent hooked up with any chicks or anything. Yesterday we were at a really awesome club with a huge underground dancefloor, and I was doing alright, dancing with my buddy (not WITH him) trying to dance with girls, but I just dont have the guts to really make any moves. I see other guys all super confident hitting it off with them by just going up and dancing, but I just dont have it in me. I fucking hate it. There was an insanely creepy guy standing RIGHT behind me the whole fucking time and I kept bumping into him, and he was literally just standing there. I thought "jesus christ at least I'm not as fucked up as him), but here I am, sitting at home without a girl or anything.

    It just fucking sucks, and it bums me out. I dont know how to turn things around :( I dont know how to just start meeting chicks again. When I first start talking Im pretty confident, but not when I have to get physical.

    The online dating shit isnt working for me either. I have no fucking options left, but I'm going to keep hitting the gym and trying to improve myself, and keep going out clubbing and hopefully I will hook up with a chick within this month.
     
  2. Capn Crud

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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Any girlfriend updates?
     
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  4. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Call her Gary she's single:

     
  5. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    You doing nofap Gary?
     
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  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    that was it
    nah but I dont really fap a lot anyway actually. it just bums me out
     
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  7. Iroth

    Iroth мудак VIP

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    @KOC What was the over/under on this?
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Oh, I didn't read all that shit.
     
  9. Napoleon V

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    Dude go to a dr
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    what for? It bums me out cause I havent been with a girl in years. Im turning into a fucking wizard
     
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  11. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    So you danced with your friend and kept bumping into another dude's cock? :funny::gar::haha::jj:
     
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  12. Napoleon V

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    A man who does not want to fap has a problem. See a dr
     
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  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    and tell her what? that i dont masturbate every day?
     
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    Why did you keep on bumping into that guy's boner? :wtf:
     
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    Gary, I think you need to find a dominatrix. SRS. Then you don't have to worry about how to handle things. She will do it for you.
     
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    I like people that think this guy is serious.
     
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    so srs
     
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    :lol: you faggot yer spose to have these problems at 15.

    Just lop off your dick and call ya self Carrie
     
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    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    Gary my man you got you use your musical powers to win over a chick.
     
  20. jdwhatever

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    I pretty sure some people really do.