l'occitane has a sale on it's cedar and orange after shave balm. normally $34 a tube...now $27. I just stocked up on it. if you haven't smelled it you're missing out. guaranteed to be your favorite aftershave. and ladies fucking love it. that's my secret to my infidelity problems. http://usa.loccitane.com/cèdre-oranger-after-shave-balm,82,1,54964,477800.htm#s=39178 you welcome.
i'm not even kidding. if there is one item in my arsenal of metro-faig stuff i use on a regular basis that i would recommend to anyone and everyone, this is it. @Satori Brah
it doesn't matter. even the faigs will pull the ladies with this stuff. personally, i also recommend buying th l'occitane orange and cedar cologne, but it's more expensive than the old spice or brut that most a the fellers here wear.
I've been using Molton Brown Naran Ji hand soap in my bathrooms at home for years much to the chagrin of some of my oldest male friends; but unfortunate for them the chicks that I'm plowing love it......so it's staying.
Well, along the same spirit... couldn't one also just stuff an orange in their maw and beat em in the haid wif a cedar board?
If I ever get to the point where I have to start acting like a faggot to get laid I'll just give up on pussy and become a 100% jacker.
look at all these fucking old spice and brut wearing faigs who are all like "i don't need to smell good and if you do you gay." enjoy sucking dick, fellas.