fellas, great news for all of you who aren't faigs!

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    I'm manly enough to give this stuff a shot.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You mistakenly put the words "who" and "aren't" in your thread title.
     
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  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm not even kidding. if there is one item in my arsenal of metro-faig stuff i use on a regular basis that i would recommend to anyone and everyone, this is it.

    @Satori Brah
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it doesn't matter. even the faigs will pull the ladies with this stuff. personally, i also recommend buying th l'occitane orange and cedar cologne, but it's more expensive than the old spice or brut that most a the fellers here wear.
     
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    I use soap. It works.
     
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    Don't need some faggy creams to score pussy :pie:
     
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    I love the L'Occitaine Lavendar. :wub:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Shaving is for fags.
     
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    I've been using Molton Brown Naran Ji hand soap in my bathrooms at home for years much to the chagrin of some of my oldest male friends; but unfortunate for them the chicks that I'm plowing love it......so it's staying.
     
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    Well, along the same spirit... couldn't one also just stuff an orange in their maw and beat em in the haid wif a cedar board?
     
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    I like the au lait d'amande with almond milk. My "secret santa" at work bought me a bunch of it. :yes:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Do you get your boyfriend a tube too?
     
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    If I ever get to the point where I have to start acting like a faggot to get laid I'll just give up on pussy and become a 100% jacker.
     
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  16. Harry Gibbs

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    look at all these fucking old spice and brut wearing faigs who are all like "i don't need to smell good and if you do you gay." :jj:

    enjoy sucking dick, fellas.
     
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    27 bucks for a little tube of shit that probably smells like everything else is a bit ridiculous
     
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    I don't even use shaving cream.
     
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    Sheesh $10.88 per ounce : oy:

    Mambo is half the price :up:
     
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  20. Swedish John

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    Where is the cologne on the god damned website?