Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gaylord Focker, Mar 11, 2016.
some blood stains, but the sex was hot. Came at the same time.
this didn't happen
I hate hockey.
You didn't earn shit unless you ate that shit up.
This is absolutely true- "red wings" comes from the blood print on your face.
Gross. Very gross.
And yes, fuck the Red Wings too.
This. I'm not sure he understands what the term means.
This is the fake story.
I earned my honest Abe last night.
That's when you are eating a girl out doggy style and her butthole dabs your forehead like it was the free space in bingo.
Leaves a rusty penny mark
True story, guys
But did you cuddle in the pool of blood afterwards?
Bihs be hornier at certain times o dere time o de month.
And orgasm can ease de cramps, too.
Cuz Abraham Lincoln is on the penny and shit can be that oxidized copper color.
So, the shit is on my head and it looks kind of like a penny.
That's why it's called an honest Abe
It's really just your basic poop joke with a little personal zest thrown in
I've found people really enjoy personal zest
These new members are really zany!
What, you banged her? That isn't red wings, dumbfuck.
Eat that shit.
I've always liked the word zany.