Fellas I earned my red wings last night

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  1. Gaylord Focker

    Gaylord Focker Well-Known Member

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    some blood stains, but the sex was hot. Came at the same time.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    wut
     
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    this didn't happen
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I hate hockey. :coffee:
     
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    You didn't earn shit unless you ate that shit up.
     
  6. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    This is absolutely true- "red wings" comes from the blood print on your face. :grad:

    :fail:
     
  7. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    Gross. Very gross.

    And yes, fuck the Red Wings too.
     
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  8. Gaylord Focker

    Gaylord Focker Well-Known Member

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    True story
     
  9. Chriza

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    This. I'm not sure he understands what the term means.
     
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    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

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    This is the fake story.
     
  11. JoyWithoutPleasure

    JoyWithoutPleasure Well-Known Member

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    I earned my honest Abe last night.
    That's when you are eating a girl out doggy style and her butthole dabs your forehead like it was the free space in bingo.
    Leaves a rusty penny mark
     
  12. JoyWithoutPleasure

    JoyWithoutPleasure Well-Known Member

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    True story, guys
     
  13. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    But did you cuddle in the pool of blood afterwards?

    :c

    Congrats, Gaylord!!!

    Bihs be hornier at certain times o dere time o de month.

    And orgasm can ease de cramps, too.
     
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  14. JoyWithoutPleasure

    JoyWithoutPleasure Well-Known Member

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    Cuz Abraham Lincoln is on the penny and shit can be that oxidized copper color.
    So, the shit is on my head and it looks kind of like a penny.
    That's why it's called an honest Abe
     
  15. JoyWithoutPleasure

    JoyWithoutPleasure Well-Known Member

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    Get it?
     
  16. JoyWithoutPleasure

    JoyWithoutPleasure Well-Known Member

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    It's really just your basic poop joke with a little personal zest thrown in
     
  17. JoyWithoutPleasure

    JoyWithoutPleasure Well-Known Member

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    I've found people really enjoy personal zest
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    These new members are really zany!
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    What, you banged her? That isn't red wings, dumbfuck.

    Eat that shit.
     
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  20. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    I've always liked the word zany.