fellow bearded clams of the dawgshed...what's your beard balm/oil of choice?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    for me it's gotta be honest amish beard balm used along with a boar bristle brush. my rig...

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    lol fag
     
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    It's piss bro
     
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  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    lol :jj:
     
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  5. Harry Gibbs

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    i watched alaska state troopers the other day and a grizzled old alaskan hermit said he hit a bear in the face with his shotgun and then when it was dazed, he pulled out his cock and pissed on the bear's face and then killed it and ate it because "you gotta kill something after you piss on it's face."
     
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    :jj:
     
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    @Markijuano
     
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    It's a fucking razor.

    Wgas a/f

    Srs
     
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    hows the new casa dink? you still getting settled in?
     
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    Pussy juice.

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  12. Harry Gibbs

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    everything you typed was nonsense.
     
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    I thought bearded clam was a euphemism for vagina :dontknow:
     
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    No beard, no beard balm. I look like shit with facial hair.
     
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  15. Harry Gibbs

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    yeah, mostly settled. need to get a bit of furniture yet and hang some paintings and pictures though. i'm so happy in this house so far. nothing has gone wrong and it's been nice and quiet. best part? only one of my neighbors has come over to introduce herself. the rest mind their own business and let me mind my own business. loves it.
     
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    I dont use anything
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

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    it is that's why it's funny that i called myself one.
     
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    Did you get a home warranty?
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

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    you're the real deal, bro.
     
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