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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Dec 5, 2014.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Has a girl ever told you that she is 'late'.....??

    How did that work out for you?

    bonus have you ever seen a Max Hardcore video?
     
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  2. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Its an easy fix...

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  3. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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  4. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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  5. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Yes she has.

    She ended up not pregnant. Late period. Kind of sad it was a late period.

    No.
     
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  6. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :eek:
     
  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    That actor seemed rough as hell with that smush. o_O
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    That is the late, great Jimmy Cagney.

    Supposedly it was improvised... the actress didn't know he was going to do it so her reaction was authentic.
     
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  10. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Oh that was Cagney. Damn, I'm not surprised she WAS surprised. :snicker:
     
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  11. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    When I was 18, had a GF that said she was late. Turned out she was just stupid. Scared for a few days.
     
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    Yep, we were both young,17 & 15. Fortunately she was just late. A ton of relief when that was all it was.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Cradle robber. Good lord.:funny:
     
  14. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    She was the hottest chick, amazing body, I've never even looked for her on Facebook to not spoil the memory.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Spotted the previously mentioned girl on Facebook this week. She's an old lady! WTF? Men DO age better.
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    A lot of women "give up" - chop off the long hair, stop wearing make-up and start wearing "sensible" beige bras.
     
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    Yeah. My wife is always late getting ready. Fucking hate that
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    But if she starts to look like shit/stops "fixing" herself, you'll complain too. :)
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Junior year at college, my GF told me she had a miscarriage without ever telling me she might be pregnant. Very difficult situation to navigate, never felt certain about the truth even though I couldn't see any (reasonable) motivation to lie.
     
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    Que Garypuppet to chime in and say he is "already hard". :)
     
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