Female HIV+ Shoplifter tries to infect Wal-Mart Employee

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  1. chapped

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    I can infect whomever I please': HIV-positive woman steals frozen food from Texas Walmart, tries to infect employee, cops say
    Dallas police arrested Diamond Lawrence Thursday after she allegedly stole $11 worth of frozen food from a Walmart and then attacked the employee who stopped her. She scratched him in an attempt to draw blood and infect him with HIV, police said. Then told him, 'You're welcome.'


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    A woman tried to swipe a stack of frozen dinners from a Texas Walmart by threatening a store clerk with HIV, police said.

    Dallas police arrested 25-year-old Diamond Lawrence Thursday after she allegedly attacked an employee in a bid to give him the virus and make off with $11 worth of stolen food.

    Lawrence made it outside the store with her tiny plunder when an employee asked her to come back, NBC Dallas-Fort Worth reported.

    That's when she told the worker she had HIV and said "I can infect whomever I please," police said.

    She struck the worker and scratched his neck, attempting to draw blood and expose him to HIV, police said.

    Then, she told him, "You're


    welcome."

    Medics said the worker had no bloodily fluid exchange with Lawrence, meaning he's safe from the virus.

    While Wal-Mart doesn't prosecute for stealing such a small amount of goods, Lawrence was arrested on two outstanding warrants: one for public intoxication and a second for an invalid driver's license.

    She's being held in the Dallas County Jail on $1,500 bail.
     
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  2. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Didn't Magic Johnson cure the HIV?
     
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    that should be a death penalty crime.
     
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    howard you so crazy

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    depends... if those where New York Cut strip steaks... then the life of a Wal-Mart employee seems fair
     
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    i'd only kill someone over a rib eye. :grad:

    next case.
     
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    ooooo damn, that is a fine cut of meat my friend...

    and its fatter juicier cousin the Filet mignon

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    the ribeye has that perfect amount of fat so even if you overcook it, it will be tender. but don't overcook it! :mad:
     
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    have you been to an Argentinian steak house?

    those fuckers can cook meat

    fuck i really want a steak right now

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    of course. there's one right by me. it's fantastic. those fuckers feed you till you fall down and crawl out.
     
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    the first time i ever at an Argentinian steak I had problems focusing my vision it felt like...
    my friend and i sat the table like if we where trying to win squatters rights to the place
     
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    sure why not
     
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    Word!
     
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    This is good information to get out in the public.
     
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    isnt like 99% of the shit they sell under 20 bucks?
     
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    Uuuuuuuucckk... I honestly don't get the whole "extra rare" ridiculousness... Meat is meant to be cooked, for Gods sake
     
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    depends ... a small child can taste great of you cook it right
     
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    Too much fat on them these day...
     
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    Diamond Dallas Lawrence. Has a better ring to it.
     
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