News Female Teacher Forgets to Wear Pants to School

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  1. Vidiot

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    Teacher shows up drunk, pantsless to 1st day of school
    49-year-old found 'disoriented' in classroom
    UPDATED 9:41 AM EDT Aug 11, 2014

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    Police say a teacher was arrested after she showed up at school under the influence of alcohol and without her pants.

    Lorie Ann Hill, 49, was booked into jail in Wagoner, Oklahoma after she apparently she showed up for her first day of work as a special education instructor at Wagoner High School intoxicated, reported Tulsa World.

    School officials contacted police about 9 a.m. after Hill was described as being alone in a classroom "disoriented and without pants," Police Chief Bob Haley said.

    Hill allegedly admitted to drinking vodka before coming to work and was charged with public intoxication.
     
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    I want to immediately start a fund to pay for the psychological counseling all those poor children are going to have to endure for the next 50 years.
     
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    That's hawt
     
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    The article is over 2 years old. Hopefully she has purchased pants by now.
     
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    I can't imagine, with all those folds of thigh fat, that any censoring of the image was actually required.
     
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    Super guilty.

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    I'm very sorry to inform you Ms. Lorie Ann Hill, based on your, let's say "beauty level", the future doesn't look too bright. I think you should start calling you kin.

    I mean, trolls molesting little kids..... you have to know how this was going to end.



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    For every hot teacher, there are twenty like this. Reno's law of education.
     
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    Nasty pig probably pissed her pants.
     
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    From what I remember from the episode, you are right.
     
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    I don't think I would hit
     
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    We already found this fat broad guilty last week.
     
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    What's her screen name here again?

    "Someone did a drinking thread on a Sunday..."
     
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    Ladies and gentle8, Miss Amy Schumer. ..
     
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    #NotFlorida :dadance:
     
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    Guilty is written all over her face. Considering how fat her cheeks are, that's a helluva lot of guiltys.
     
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