Feminist designs ‘pussy purses’ to fight ‘manspreading’ – beyoncé is a fan

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  1. RenchFries

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    An edgy New York designer has created a truly revolutionary work. Allow me to introduce, the “pussy pouch,” designed to save women from “manspreading” – which is one the greatest threats to gender relations of the 21st century, according “fourth wave” feminists.
    The bags (which retail for between $160.00 and $895.00) have been lapped up by the world’s feminist elite, with Beyoncé and members of Russian feminist protest band, Pussy Riot, posing on Instagram with the accessory.

    Rachel Feinberg, the designer, explains on her website how the moment of genius came to her one Monday morning as she made her commuted on the New York City Metro:

    “Weighed down by three bags and a winter coat, she quickly locates an empty seat, beelines to it and sits down with a sigh of relief. Without much thought, she crosses her legs, places her purse on her lap and takes out a book she was reading – Politics of Reality: Oppression by Marilyn Frye. Frye writes:

    ““Consider, by comparison, the discipline of women’s cramped physical postures and attenuated stride.”

    “Rachel looked up from her book to survey the commuters around her – each women, herself included, sat with her purse on her lap with legs either crossed or tightly closed, while the majority of men sat with relaxed limbs extended in all directions.

    “Unwinding her legs and moving her purse to the vacant seat next to her, Rachel consciously transformed herself from a self-policing inmate of Foucault’s Panopticon [one of the left-wing postmodernist’s theories] to a fashion designer intrigued by the spatial consciousness and tendencies of the subway’s occupants: the majority of females sit with their bags on their lap, while the majority of males allow their belongings to occupy the space next to them. ‘Why?’ She asked.”

    “And with that question in mind, the Pussy Pouch was born.”

    Inspiring stuff.

    If you’re wondering, though, Manspreading is the deplorable act of men sitting comfortably on public transport, whereby they position their legs in such a way as to not restrict blood passing to their nether region, which feminists insist is “an expression of patriarchal authority.”

    The “manspreading” campaign gained significant traction and celebrity backing at the beginning of this year. At first, many considered it a joke, but it escalated to a point where it was made an “offence” on the NYC subway, with a $50 fine attacked.

    And then, at the beginning of June, reports emerged that two men had actually beenarrested and charge for “manspreading.” Breitbart London’s Milo Yiannopoulos takes a slightly different view:

    “The manspreading complaint is couched as a response to “rudeness” by men, but it is no such thing: it is pathetic feminist pipsqueakery, the last dying gasp of a movement with nothing to win and nothing to say, determined to abuse and antagonise the male sex at all costs and for whatever perceived or outright imaginary infraction it can conjure from the vicissitudes of everyday life. It is offensively trivial, and those associated with it ought to be ashamed,” he wrote earlier this year.





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    Is it just me, or do people get more annoying by the day?
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

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    tl;dr


    Womens be thinkin too much...
     
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    lol @ manspreading.

    Funny subway story.

    I was on a basically empty car and a guy got on and sat down in a next to last seat in the row of seats.

    Then this fat lady walks into the car and she could choose any seat in the empty car to sit but she chooses to squeeze her fat self into the end seat next to the guy. (If you know subway seats, there is a bar at the end of the bench next to the door.)

    The guy looks at her quizzically and she looks back at him and say's, "Do you mind? Some people are so rude."

    It was one of the more bizarre things I seen on the subway.

    This is not a picture of the incident but gives you a gist. Imagine a giant fat lady squeezing in between you and the bar when she could choose anywhere else in the car to sit.
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    :words:
     
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    Tried reading it but couldn't decipher wtf they do with that thing.
     
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    Let me get this straight. This purse gives potential rapists something to fuck instead of women on the subway?
     
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    "The bags have been :quote: lapped :quote: up

    :giggle:
     
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    id like a knitted one
    those are awful
     
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    Looks more like a graduation cap.
     
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    I read it and still no fucking clue....this was funny tho,...

    The manspreading complaint is couched as a response to “rudeness” by men, but it is no such thing: it is pathetic feminist pipsqueakery, the last dying gasp of a movement with nothing to win and nothing to say, determined to abuse and antagonise the male sex at all costs and for whatever perceived or outright imaginary infraction it can conjure from the vicissitudes of everyday life. It is offensively trivial, and those associated with it ought to be ashamed
     
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    Calm down, faggot
     
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    that never gets old.
     
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    It's a classic.
     
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    I don't get it.
    That sure is an ugly purse though.
     
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    [​IMG]

    I'm more of a vajankle guy
     
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    That looks like a sea cow pussy
    I would know
    I only fuck sea cows
     
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    I'm trying to get pussy riot on the phone for an explanation.
     
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    I don't get why that keeps men away, does it stink of rotting fish?
     
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    quit pussy footin around.
     
  20. Gomez

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    hold your tongue and say "purse"

    just do it
     
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