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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, May 12, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    My brother just came home...stumbled in the door.

    It's a good thing he was driving, he is WAY too fucked up to walk.

    I went outside to get something out of the garage, and saw how he parked. Halfway up my lawn, only partially on the driveway on the back end, entirely blocking in my daughter's car - who has to leave for work at 4:30.

    :facepalm:

    ILOVEMYFAMILYILOVEMYFAMILYILOVEMYFAMILYILOVEMYFAMILY
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    At least he's probably too drunk to drink your beer.
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    fuck me but I wish I could take a picture of this, for you guys....
     
  4. HaroldJackson

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    Do it
     
  5. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    Maybe you'll get to see him naked again tonight
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    do you tihnk you'll see his dick tonight?

    so hot.
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I always love your "glass half full" approach, gil!

    He's so fucked up, he won't give us the keys to fix it.

    Him and my daughter don't get along.....I'd pick her everytime of course, but he lives here as well. I cannot leave her to deal with him alone in the morning.........

    WTF am I going to do?
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Go get the drunk's keys and park his car a couple blocks away. When he gets up and goes looking for his car, deny knowing anything about it. See if that'll mess with his pointy head a little...
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    traumatizing

    Stop it.

    But you never fucking know. He's not normal.
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sounds like a simple solution, doesn't it? YOU trying reaching into my drunken brother's pocket, to fish out his keys. YOU take the punch to the head.

    He just told PP to fuck himself, when he went downstairs and asked for the keys to park it correctly.
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Go piss in his shoes.
     
  12. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Wait till he passes out and THEN get the keys, Slip... while you've got them, you might want to make a copy for future use too.
     
  13. Mur

    Mur soon

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  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    My, you Canadians are a bunch of angry drunks, aren't you???
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :wtf:


    :lol:
     
  16. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    :lol: oh Jesus that's the greatest quote ever
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    [video=youtube;IBw1phH_4iw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBw1phH_4iw[/video]

    I woke up my daughter and got her keys, we were going to drive it across the lawn to get her out - 'cause even after an uncomfortable frisk and looking through the downstairs - we couldn't find the keys - and he's fucking DONE for. Pretty sure I got some fucking drool on me.

    I went to go pee before we attempted the lawn drive.....and found his keys on the bathroom floor.

    It's like god was looking out for me. :dance:

    :facepalm:
     
  18. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Did he leave his keys in his car?
     
  19. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    n/m
    I should read whole posts.
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :spit: