Fifty Shades of Grey - gonna take your special lady friend to see it?

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  1. Lawsy

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    Fuck that shit. I'll let her go with the guy she's cheating on me with.
     
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    Wrong casting. That chick is rank.
     
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    should have got Scarlett Johansson before she got pregnant
     
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    They prolly casted an ugly broad on purpose so all of the gross pigs who read the books can relate.
     
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    My freinds 18 year old daughter is moving in with me in 2 weeks. Her first time in Seattle. I think I'll take her to see it since its set here
     
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    Or Anne Hathaway. :jackoff:
     
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    None of y'all will admit if you were going to see it anyway. sheeeit
     
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    It will probably make your ladies horny, guys. Take em.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You are in the running for creepiest mother fucker on this board. Congrats.
     
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    taking Mrs Shiv to see it on Valentines Day
     
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    :rolleyes:

    We don't need a movie to make em horny Laws.
     
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    The fuck? It's either that or watch blame it on rio the first night she gets here
     
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    See? Here is a real man!
     
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    Watching Girls with my gf is as gay as I get.
     
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    Is she going to wear the stuff from Adam and Eve?
     
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    funny you ask that. we were there on Sunday and they had a whole section set up in the middle of the store
     
  18. Lawsy

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    Well the protagonist in the "books" isn't supposed to be that attractive. She's somewhat plain I think.
     
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    @Shean5150 's wife is gonna watch the matinee with her male coworker :worried:
     
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    You should stock up on restraints and ropes.